I ride the levee on my mountain bike and I know that there are areas that are thinner and weaker in places than others.

We are waiting for the levee to break.

When you ride hard on a mountain bike, sometimes you fall, otherwise you're not riding hard. At the end of a good hour ride, the pavement was slick and the bike came out from underneath me, just like that person on the Tour de France the other day.

I like to swim and ride my bike.

I can beat him on a f**king mountain bike with knobbies.

It's a good excuse for a bike ride.