I rolled my eyes as the elevator door opened. 'I was thinking more along the lines of Tick and Tock. You know they won't--'

'Holy shit, boss! Did you beat him up with your mouth?' Tick exclaimed loudly as he stood from his perch near the elevator doors.

'--keep their mouths shut,' I muttered.

'Jesus,' Tock whispered. 'Gay sex is hardcore.' He jumped up and stood next to me, not knowing what personal space meant. 'I think he was trying to eat you,' he told me.

'Or something,' I agreed.


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