I said, 'Hey, buddy, I came all the way from California to rescue you,' 

When I was a young kid I loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett and Jackie Vernon.

Why should we save them? It's part of the historical legacy of California. They were made famous by Mark Twain.

My buddy was bent over and I had to see about it.

By respect for life we become religious in a way that is elementary, profound and alive.

Impart as much as you can of your spiritual being to those who are on the road with you, and accept as something precious what comes back to you from them.

In everyone's life, at some time, our inner fire goes out. It is then burst into flame by an encounter with another human being. We should all be thankful for those people who rekindle the inner spirit.

- Albert Schweitzer

Having fun isn't hard when you've got a library card.