I sat down on the sofa, surrounded by years of coffee rings and sandwich stains. If the police ever did a DNA test on this sofa, it would be ninety per cent disappointment.


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CARLOS WALLACE
I grew up. I began to think the United States had some problems that really required the help of art...
WALLACE SHAWN
Um, Larry likes to coach.
BEN WALLACE
What we focus on every night is going out there and making this thing work and finding ways to win g...
BEN WALLACE
Whoever wins this is the world real basketball champion.
BEN WALLACE
Right now, I'm not really thinking about any of that. I'm just out here trying to have fun, play bas...
BEN WALLACE
It definitely helped our team. I think it helped everybody on our team get better. He played a major...
BEN WALLACE
He didn't cut it, did he? Good. I like that hair. I'm rolling with him.
BEN WALLACE
I think our whole team has picked it up. We're getting the ball moved from side to side, forcing tea...
BEN WALLACE
All that hard work is nothing if we don't continue to play the way we've played. Everybody's focus h...
BEN WALLACE
They're a struggling team right now, trying to find their identity. I thought last year they had all...
BEN WALLACE
That's how we've been playing all year. We're not going to panic regardless of what the situation is...
BEN WALLACE
Employment is improving, or at least stabilizing.
ANDREW WALLACE
We saw an additional fall this morning after yesterday's dramatic fall, and bond futures touched a n...
ANDREW WALLACE
We are going to see some recovery in the economy, but maybe not as much as some people expected.
ANDREW WALLACE
We're taking our cues from the stock market. Bonds are at a three-month high today [Wednesday].
ANDREW WALLACE
The team gave us a really good car despite the little practice time we had but we still don't have t...
ANDY WALLACE
I've been coming here since the '50s.
ANDY WALLACE
You need very good reliability and a car that has strength. Many of us are in the same boat this yea...
ANDY WALLACE
Last year I thought the field was as strong as it's ever been, and it's better this year. Unless you...
ANDY WALLACE
What we are doing is just a sport and the situation with MDA puts things in perspective. No matter w...
ANDY WALLACE
My sense is that this bounce in bond prices and drop in yield is probably short-term.
ANDY WALLACE
Wisdom. . .is knowing what you have to accept.
WALLACE STEGNER
What ever happened to the passion we all had to improve ourselves, live up to our potential, leave a...
WALLACE STEGNER
I want the best apparel, I want the best field playing surface, I want the best coaches. I just want...
AUDREY WALLACE
We're looking to raise money through them to get us two new synthetic turf playing surfaces. So when...
AUDREY WALLACE
A lot of the girls don't really want to talk about it ... but the shooting was kind of the impetus b...
AUDREY WALLACE
I have three girls who have been playing together for four years. The rest have played for one or tw...
AUDREY WALLACE
We came into big-time lacrosse-playing territory. I was not setting us up for failure. I wanted a fe...
AUDREY WALLACE
Every single thing happens for a reason. I truly believe that.
AUDREY WALLACE
I met him in October, and he said he would lend his name to our lacrosse classic. This significant m...
AUDREY WALLACE
It certainly is bittersweet for me. I am a Spring-Ford graduate and you always want to see your alma...
AUDREY WALLACE
The youth program has kids coming in from all other areas of San Diego. So the girls that are coming...
AUDREY WALLACE
It's a much different game here. It's a faster-paced game, the checking is rougher, the stick skills...
AUDREY WALLACE
True beauty comes from the inside out. We have to work on our mental, emotional, spiritual and physi...
CARLOS WALLACE
It was probably my fault that I had never asked them before if they wanted to be more involved, but ...
ANNE WALLACE
It was quite awesome, I still can't quite believe it.
ANNE WALLACE
There's a lot of fraud that is not being identified as fraud, not being measured accurately. It's wr...
ANNE WALLACE
They couldn?t explain it to us, either,
ANNE WALLACE
The water tastes fine, ... There?s no smell or anything. But I kept wondering. I wonder if it?s OK. ...
ANNE WALLACE
The greatest thing is the motivation, it makes you kick into gear, being around all these people who...
ANNE WALLACE
it changed my writing life, and here [my daughter and I] are, working on something together.
ANNE WALLACE
ITAC was driven by [financial services] CEOs who recognized that identity theft was a huge problem f...
ANNE WALLACE
Now ITAC has achieved its second objective, getting more information about cases of identity theft i...
ANNE WALLACE
As Governor of my country, I have been an enemy to its enemies; I have slain the English; I have mor...
WILLIAM WALLACE
I have mortally opposed the English king; I have stormed and taken the towns and castles which he un...
WILLIAM WALLACE
It's irresistible. You look at Matt Simms and imagine hundreds of conversations he's had with his fa...
ALLEN WALLACE
Beauty is altogether in the eye of the beholder.
LEW WALLACE
It's astonishing what you learn and feel and see along the way. That's why a reporter's ...
MIKE WALLACE