I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking', but I don't have that much time.

I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.

My mother is from another time - the funniest person to her is Lucille Ball; that's what she loves. A lot of times she tells me she doesn't know what I'm talking about. I know if I wasn't her son and she was flipping through the TV and saw me, she would just keep going.

I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time.