I say eat fast and die young.

Live fast, die young.

I like the idea of dating, but I'm not dating anyone exclusively, particularly right now. It's hard to be in a relationship unless you're ready to go public with it. So it's a lot easier for me to not be in a relationship. I really don't want that part of my life to be tabloid fodder.

I'm Joe Canada, who never went to high school. I've never even been to a football game.

How do I put this? 'Glee' is like 'High School Musical' if 'High School Musical' had its stomach punched and its lunch money stolen.

I'm a cat whisperer. When I go to people's houses, their cats always like me better than the owners.