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JOHN SKELTON During the 2000 election, the current administration told our military, help is on the way. That is ...
IKE SKELTON Guard units in the U.S. are suffering severe equipment shortages which will affect their ability to ...
IKE SKELTON That the Iraqi Government is considering a political deal granting amnesty to insurgents who have at...
IKE SKELTON The insurgents are Baathists and Sunnis in Iraq who have as their goal a separate and distinct one o...
IKE SKELTON Better treatment and detection methods have also improved the survival rate for people with cancer, ...
IKE SKELTON Congress must make it clear that common animal waste will not expose farmers to liability under Supe...
IKE SKELTON Farmers in Missouri and across the country must comply with a variety of federal, state, and local r...
IKE SKELTON The Government of Iraq also owes a debt to the American and coalition forces who are fighting the in...
IKE SKELTON We have global interests, potential threats from elsewhere, North Korea, Iran, Taiwan Straits and th...
IKE SKELTON In fact, because of their connection to the land, farmers do more to protect and preserve our enviro...
IKE SKELTON If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've ...
RED SKELTON I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
RED SKELTON Today nearly every combat brigade located within the United States would report that they are not re...
IKE SKELTON Our principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. ...
RED SKELTON If I may I would like to recite the Pledge of Allegiance and give you a definition for each word. RED SKELTON One of the standing jokes of Congress is that the new Congressman always spends the first week wonde...
RED SKELTON All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.
RED SKELTON Modern medical advances have helped millions of people live longer, healthier lives. We owe these im...
IKE SKELTON In addition to relieving patient suffering, research is needed to help reduce the enormous economic ...
IKE SKELTON The number of attacks on the American and allied forces is at the highest level since the insurgency...
IKE SKELTON Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
RED SKELTON It is vital that Iraq and the United States together send the clearest possible signal that those wh...
IKE SKELTON Against East Central, we had to come from behind and it took a lot out of us. The last two games we ...
BUBBA SKELTON Everybody on the team saw their role change in some way. Everybody accepted their role and made the ...
BUBBA SKELTON We're a pressing-style team and it really changed the way we played. We started playing more zone an...
BUBBA SKELTON Any time you get an opportunity to play in the national tournament it's special. This is something y...
BUBBA SKELTON After that loss in our gym, some doubt did creep in my mind if we could win another one or not. But ...
BUBBA SKELTON Congress: Bingo with billions.
RED SKELTON It's been a long ride ... to get us to this point in the base-closure process. This journey has been...
IKE SKELTON Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
RED SKELTON Every version of it still has the lovers, outraged parents and fairies.
CHARLIE SKELTON I don't want to be called 'the greatest' or 'one of the greatest'; let other guys claim to be the be...
RED SKELTON The shows themselves will provide perpetual funding for the scholarships.
CHARLIE SKELTON He was very, very talented. In the beginning, he is a little obnoxious, but he learns humanity near ...
CHARLIE SKELTON It exceeded all our expectations.
CHARLIE SKELTON The story is timeless and can be done in any era.
CHARLIE SKELTON We're trying to get everyone to walk around town. That's one of the ideas behind the festival - see ...
CHARLIE SKELTON This is our gift to the community.
CHARLIE SKELTON This is going to be a great show. We have kids from every school in the county.
CHARLIE SKELTON We want everyone of every age to see everything.
CHARLIE SKELTON We're having more and more people getting in on this.
CHARLIE SKELTON We need an immediate supplemental appropriation right now -- for seamen hours, flying hours, trainin...
IKE SKELTON This effort will clearly increase the overall burden on our military, ... The Defense Department's c...
IKE SKELTON For each 1 percent pay raise it is about a $600 million, so a billion dollars won't cut the mustard.
IKE SKELTON All of these are necessary right now. Otherwise, much of the efforts of the military will be shut do...
IKE SKELTON the Balkans are a tinder box ... World War I started there ... there's a great deal at stake -- the ...
IKE SKELTON Congress: Bingo with billions
RED SKELTON Exercise? I get in on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.
RED SKELTON I personally believe that each of us was put here for a purpose -- to build not to destroy. If I can...
RED SKELTON No matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.
RED SKELTON God's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.
RED SKELTON I have no history but the length of my bones
ROBIN SKELTON Live by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness...
RED SKELTON I have no history but the length of my bones.
ROBIN SKELTON The goal of NIH research is to acquire new knowledge to help prevent, detect, diagnose, and treat di...
IKE SKELTON Meaningful oversight must include proper scrutiny of all U.S. detention facilities, whether those fa...
IKE SKELTON For each 1 percent pay raise, is about $600 million -- so $1 billion just won't cut the mustard.
IKE SKELTON I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.
RED SKELTON A fellow told me he was going to hang-glider school. He said, 'I've been going for three months.' I ...
RED SKELTON His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.
RED SKELTON We felt like our guard play was better than theirs and I think we got them tired.
GINA SKELTON We haven't talked to the girls yet about tying (the series), but we will first thing this morning.
GINA SKELTON And they weren't allowed to take those pictures down until we won South State.
GINA SKELTON That loss woke us up. We had a sign in our locker room that said, 'Fear none, respect all' that the ...
GINA SKELTON It is well deserving for this group. Even though we didn't talk about the No. 1 ranking, it's always...
GINA SKELTON To win it, you have to be good, and you have to be lucky too. We really needed to be tested like we ...
GINA SKELTON That was a little spin. I don't know if Lyn knew that, but he did a bang-up job that night.
GEORGE SKELTON More than most flacks, he understood the press. He wasn't fearful or intimidated by them. He knew yo...
GEORGE SKELTON We need to succeed in Iraq. If we don't, we will create a snake pit ... of terrorists.
IKE SKELTON We have very, very fine air traffic controllers, men and women. They do their job, they do a fine jo...
IKE SKELTON We need an immediate supplemental appropriation -- right now,
IKE SKELTON The MOAC should be happy with 11 champions.
MIKE SKELTON It proves what they say, give the public what they want to see and they'll come out for it
RED SKELTON We speculate that some, if not most, of these acts of mischief may relate to a non-sanctioned grad r...
SGT. PAUL SKELTON North Shore Rescue felt that that was probably the location the person would be found in based on th...
SGT. PAUL SKELTON It's too early in the investigation to speculate how much of this mischief was caused by those assoc...
SGT. PAUL SKELTON My family is from Liverpool, so I have some of those vowel sounds, I've got the slack tone of so...
JOHN OLIVER Protest and anger practically always derives from hope, and the shouting out against injustice is al...
JOHN BERGER No man is to be credited for his mere authority's sake, unless he can show Scripture for the mai...
JOHN WYCLIFFE By ensuring that no one in government has too much power, the Constitution helps protect ordinary Am...
JOHN ROBERTS Human beings, we have dark sides; we have dark issues in our lives. To progress anywhere in life, yo...
JOHN NOBLE Learn as many mistakes and what not to do while your business or product is small. Don't be in s...
DAYMOND JOHN Being thrown into the fire and getting the thing turned around in a hurry made it more difficult. Th...
JOHN ELWAY This Constitution was not made for a day, nor is it composed of such flexible materials as to be war...
JOHN TYLER Life is what happens while you are busy making other plans.
JOHN LENNON Farce is tragedy played at a thousand revolutions per minute.
JOHN MORTIMER No power on earth has a right to take our property from us without our consent.
JOHN JAY Every man has a property in his own person. This nobody has a right to, but himself.
JOHN LOCKE High School is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just ...
JOHN MAYER When I was growing up in rural Alabama, it was impossible for me to register to vote. I didn't b...
JOHN LEWIS The documented incidences of voter fraud are very rare, yet throughout the country, forces have mobi...
JOHN LEWIS Seeing that a Pilot steers the ship in which we sail, who will never allow us to perish even in the ...
JOHN CALVIN I was introduced to the Turducken in New Orleans. And it wasn't Thanksgiving. Glenn at the Gourm...
JOHN MADDEN Christians were instructed to serve others, and the thanksgiving was for the grace of God and the fa...
JOHN CLAYTON Is it possible that the portrait of the divine Son of God is an exaggeration, at best, or a complete...
JOHN CLAYTON Was the real Jesus of history one and the same as the Christ of faith whom we read about in the New ...
JOHN CLAYTON I believe any question that man can ask has a reasonable answer-at least an answer that is as consis...
JOHN CLAYTON Almost every time I am in a lectureship on a college campus, young people will say, If there is a Go...
JOHN CLAYTON I guess none of us like to look back in our lives to a time when we made poor judgments and foolish ...
JOHN CLAYTON In the surface of the paper there is only length and width-there is no such thing as thickness.
JOHN CLAYTON Why is it any more reasonable to believe that God has always been than it is to say that matter has ...
JOHN CLAYTON What is the origin of God?
JOHN CLAYTON The emphasis on the birth of Christ tends to polarize our pluralistic society and create legal and e...
JOHN CLAYTON The denominational world tries to pressure its members to focus on the birth of Christ, but in doing...
JOHN CLAYTON Not only are Christians writing about Jesus, but also Communists, Jews, atheists and agnostics are t...
JOHN CLAYTON There was no instruction to be thankful that the Christians were special people, chosen people. Ther...
JOHN CLAYTON It is my fervent hope and prayer that by exposing my mistakes and by pointing out the things that we...
JOHN CLAYTON We are assuming that we exist, that there is reality, and that the matter of which we are made is re...
JOHN CLAYTON The purpose of this study is to offer a logical, practical, pragmatic proof of the existence of God ...
JOHN CLAYTON Since I was an atheist for many years and came to believe in God through my studies in science, it f...
JOHN CLAYTON How beautiful the leaves grow old. How full of light and color are their last days.
JOHN BURROUGHS You wouldn't do something for a receiver to catch the ball if the quarterback couldn't throw...
JOHN MADDEN I'm not everybody's cup of tea. But sometimes criticism can be hurtful. Be respectful. I'...
ELTON JOHN The prison-industrial complex, poverty, and the school system has more effect on a young black male ...
JOHN LEGEND I have learned in fashion to be a little savage.
JOHN FAIRCHILD Perhaps they thought I was on a fact-finding mission, never for one moment thinking that a man of my...
JOHN PRESCOTT My consultant keeps telling me sudden death could come at any moment.
JOHN TAVENER As you grow older, you learn a few things. One of them is to actually take the time you've allot...
JOHN BATTELLE When California was wild, it was the floweriest part of the continent.
JOHN MUIR Inherent in architecture, it involves everything in life so that there is absolutely no end to it. B...
JOHN LAUTNER My folks always let me go to the movies every Saturday. We were really motion-picture goers.
JOHN WAYNE I was ashamed to admit I was hipped to the idea of acting. That's why I started in with the prop...
JOHN WAYNE I've loved reading all my life.
JOHN WAYNE Nothing is so discouraging to an actor than to have to work for long hours upon hours in brightly li...
JOHN WAYNE I'd read up on the history of our country and I'd become fascinated with the story of the Al...
JOHN WAYNE Get off your butt and join the Marines!
JOHN WAYNE Everybody that I was in school with had an uncle or father in the law, and I started to realize that...
JOHN WAYNE Real art is basic emotion. If a scene is handled with simplicity - and I don't mean simple - it&...
JOHN WAYNE In westerns, you meet a hardy bunch of characters. There is no jealousy on such pictures.
JOHN WAYNE I was sure I'd set the world on fire, and it was hard for a young feller like me to realize the ...
JOHN WAYNE I don't feel we did wrong in taking this great country away from them. There were great numbers ...
JOHN WAYNE All I'm for is the liberty of the individual.
JOHN WAYNE Nobody should come to the movies unless he believes in heroes.
JOHN WAYNE When you come to see a picture of mine, I want you to know that I'm not going to do anything tha...
JOHN WAYNE You learn a lot more from the lows because it makes you pay attention to what you're doing.
JOHN ELWAY I've experienced the highest of highs and lowest of lows. I think to really appreciate anything ...
JOHN ELWAY If you're not making mistakes, then you're not doing anything. I'm positive that a doer ...
JOHN WOODEN Surrealism had a great effect on me because then I realised that the imagery in my mind wasn't i...
JOHN LENNON Take care, be kind, be considerate of other people and other species, and be loving.
JOHN LITHGOW Buildings should serve people, not the other way around.
JOHN PORTMAN No man is an island, entire of itself; every man is a piece of the continent.
JOHN DONNE Self-righteousness has killed more people than smoking.
JOHN MCCARTHY If you don't interfere with me, I'll always do something really good.
JOHN MALKOVICH I think people took Grenada for what it turned out to be, which was a very specific incident and fro...
JOHN NEGROPONTE Generalizations, like brooms, ought not to stand in a corner forever; they ought to sweep as a matte...
JOHN LUKACS Well, if you're true to yourself you're going to be true to everyone else.
JOHN WOODEN The mind is its own place and in itself, can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.
JOHN MILTON I'm not interested in my legacy. I made up a word: 'live-acy.' I'm more interested i...
JOHN GLENN The loss of wealth is loss of dirt, as sages in all times assert; The happy man's without a shir...
JOHN HEYWOOD Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness.
JOHN HEYWOOD Would ye both eat your cake and have your cake?
JOHN HEYWOOD When all candles be out, all cats be grey.
JOHN HEYWOOD Written by a sponge dipped in warm milk and sprinkled with sugar.
JOHN CIARDI It is easy enough to praise men for the courage of their convictions. I wish I could teach the sad y...
JOHN CIARDI What has any poet to trust more than the feel of the thing? Theory concerns him only until he picks ...
JOHN CIARDI Every game ever invented by mankind, is a way of making things hard for the fun of it!
JOHN CIARDI A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students.
JOHN CIARDI Poetry lies its way to the truth.
JOHN CIARDI Intelligence recognizes what has happened. Genius recognizes what will happen.
JOHN CIARDI Nothing goes further toward a man's liberation than the act of surviving his need for character.
JOHN CIARDI The day will happen whether or not you get up.
JOHN CIARDI You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
JOHN CIARDI Modern art is what happens when painters stop looking at girls and persuade themselves that they hav...
JOHN CIARDI The classroom should be an entrance into the world, not an escape from it.
JOHN CIARDI With any of the movies I've had a chance to do, or any of the TV shows I've had a chance to ...
JOHN CENA The deep joy we take in the company of people with whom we have just recently fallen in love is undi...
JOHN CHEEVER Lay this unto your breast: Old friends, like old swords, still are trusted best.
JOHN WEBSTER Old friends are best.
JOHN SELDEN They say stay in the lines, but there's always something better on the other side.
JOHN MAYER Rome was not built in one day.
JOHN HEYWOOD You win by working hard, making tough decisions and building coalitions.
JOHN ENGLER I love the description of Gothic churches before the printed word, that they were the bibles of the ...
JOHN MCGAHERN The last thing on my mind was to be an actor, but I had a crush on a cute girl in the drama departme...
JOHN RATZENBERGER He who laughs most, learns best.
JOHN CLEESE Some people feel fulfillment from a bitter end - it gives them some sort of sense of reality. But, w...
JOHN BOYEGA I've never eaten just a few bites of things I liked in my life.
JOHN MADDEN The main ingredient of stardom is the rest of the team.
JOHN WOODEN A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment.
JOHN WOODEN Just try to be the best you can be; never cease trying to be the best you can be. That's in your...
JOHN WOODEN If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?
JOHN WOODEN Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.
JOHN WOODEN Where all is but dream, reasoning and arguments are of no use, truth and knowledge nothing.
JOHN LOCKE It is of great use to the sailor to know the length of his line, though he cannot with it fathom all...
JOHN LOCKE It is one thing to show a man that he is in an error, and another to put him in possession of the tr...
JOHN LOCKE The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it.
JOHN LOCKE It doesn't matter how long my hair is or what colour my skin is or whether I'm a woman or a ...
JOHN LENNON I believe in God, but not as one thing, not as an old man in the sky. I believe that what people cal...
JOHN LENNON I believe time wounds all heels.
JOHN LENNON The thing the sixties did was to show us the possibilities and the responsibility that we all had. I...
JOHN LENNON When you're drowning, you don't say 'I would be incredibly pleased if someone would have...
JOHN LENNON If someone thinks that love and peace is a cliche that must have been left behind in the Sixties, th...
JOHN LENNON I'm not going to change the way I look or the way I feel to conform to anything. I've always...
JOHN LENNON You don't need anybody to tell you who you are or what you are. You are what you are!
JOHN LENNON Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.
JOHN LENNON All men are liable to error; and most men are, in many points, by passion or interest, under temptat...
JOHN LOCKE In response to the challenge of strangers, sport arose as a sublimated representation of a community...
JOHN THORN I'm really passionate about pantomime because it is often the first introduction for a child to ...
JOHN BARROWMAN You have to keep persevering. An actor goes to a lot of auditions and doesn't get the part.
JOHN MCENROE Unemployment is sky-rocketing; deflation is in our future for the first time since the Great Depress...
JOHN MELLENCAMP