I see robotic technology getting rid of the dangerous, the dirty, and the just plain boring jobs. Some people say, 'You can't. People won't have anything to do.' But we found things that were a lot easier than backbreaking labor in the sun and the fields. Let people rise to better things.


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The current sleaze scandal is potentially very, very damaging indeed for the government, because the...
RODNEY BARKER
If you look at almost any prominent political thinking intellectual these days, they have all moved ...
RODNEY BARKER
This is purely an intellectual endeavor.
RODNEY MARTIN
'It's Alright, Ma' would be the prototype for that tune, I freely admit, ... When I was 12 years old...
RODNEY CROWELL
I kicked it in full gear on the last lap, and ran it in like 52 seconds.
RODNEY OYLER
The only place for women in football is making the tea at half-time.
RODNEY MARSH
...but we know better now, don't we?
RODNEY LOVELL
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever ha...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
The Keystone pipeline is one of those things that's sort of a political driver. And mostly, the ...
RODNEY FRELINGHUYSEN
Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' T...
RODNEY ATKINS
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
At twenty a man is full of fight and hope. He wants to reform the world. When he is seventy he still...
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
Our external experiences are what make us different. Our internal systems are what make us the same.
RODNEY LOVELL
Judge yourself fairly. Sentence yourself lightly. Pardon yourself often.
RODNEY LOVELL
An infinitesimal illumination is most valuable in the darkest room.
RODNEY LOVELL
Sometimes a significant truth is found in a simple sentence.
RODNEY LOVELL
Justification builds your personal prison.
RODNEY LOVELL
You can be a beacon of inspiration by doing no more than your daily routine. And, yes, it must be a ...
RODNEY LOVELL
The Comfort Zone is like an addictive drug. The pain of addiction will paralyse you within its bound...
RODNEY LOVELL
Alcohol. It allows us to remove our shyness so we can speak kindly to strangers, and later to abuse ...
RODNEY LOVELL
A 'work around' simply means your system doesn't work.
RODNEY LOVELL
See how few quietly step to the starting line. Listen to how many noisily step back from the startin...
RODNEY LOVELL
'Potential' does not pay the bills.
RODNEY LOVELL
The number of life changing moments in a quinquennium is entirely up to you.
RODNEY LOVELL
Creation of an image can take a year or a moment. It can astonish or shock. If you choose to hold up...
RODNEY LOVELL
Frustration should not be lightly dismissed. It is a powerful ally. Frustration paves the road to Re...
RODNEY LOVELL
The road to negativity begins early with those loving parental words, Be Careful.
RODNEY LOVELL
People who have done you wrong, or right, stick in your mind for a lifetime. Whose mind are you in, ...
RODNEY LOVELL
You want to know my mistakes? Ask me. You want to know my flaws? Ask my ex-wife.
RODNEY LOVELL
A man who would fight externally and die for his family, although noble, has chosen the easy option....
RODNEY LOVELL
Men who say they don't share their feelings forget that anger is simply sharing their feelings.
RODNEY LOVELL
Love given to you will evaporate like a puddle, unless you are open to absorb it.
RODNEY LOVELL
I do not need to have a control group, a placebo or a degree to be an applicator of knowledge.
RODNEY LOVELL
Anyone can shock - that's easy. But where will it take you?
RODNEY LOVELL
Slowly, surely, the trash can of life fills within, leaving us feeling empty. Yet once emptied, we f...
RODNEY LOVELL
Friends are made, not found.
RODNEY LOVELL
A finish is never reached without a beginning.
RODNEY LOVELL
The unfortunate thing about experts is that they are afraid to be wrong.
RODNEY LOVELL
The guide does not walk your path.
RODNEY LOVELL
True courage is defying common opinion.
RODNEY LOVELL
When you feel balanced, check who or what you calibrated against. You cannot be balanced if you cali...
RODNEY LOVELL
To quit requires an excuse. To finish requires action.
RODNEY LOVELL
A man threatens to remove a dying woman's wig....and laughs as she cringes. He has now gained her re...
RODNEY LOVELL
Happiness is the town you get through just after you pass through Anxiety. If you detour around Anxi...
RODNEY LOVELL
Over 12 million women have urge incontinence. Fortunately, 1 discovered a solution.
RODNEY LOVELL
Consciously, bring an unconscious act into your consciousness where you can master it...then, once m...
RODNEY LOVELL
When two experts disagree, who is the expert?
RODNEY LOVELL