I seldom ever missed a Gary Cooper picture if I could manage to see it.

If I could sing, I wouldn't be a guitarist.

If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.

Cooper would always kid me about my hats. He'd tell me I should get a bigger hat.

My old drama coach used to say, 'Don't just do something, stand there.' Gary Cooper wasn't afraid to do nothing.

If I could live in a cabaret, I would. If I could live in 'Moulin Rouge,' I would.