I set the time on my iPhone to be 30 minutes late, so I'm only an hour and a half late to appointments now.

It is funny that people always assume you have a bigger part in a movie than you actually do. I remember a lot of people thought 'Adventureland' starred me and Kristen Wiig. But we were like, 'No, we're only in the movie for like ten minutes!'

Not only do we deliver the newscast every 20 minutes and half an hour, but we also have interviewees (on the show) that talk about different topics such as immigration and psychology.

He's so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60 Minutes.

Seriously, it takes me, like, 30 minutes to do my hair before a game.

He has a good method. 30 minutes of theory and a half-hour of playing the songs.