I shot him an unimpressed look. “Do you really think you’ll win me over by having sex with me?”

He scratched at the side of his chin. “Well, they say the way to a woman’s heart is through her vagina.

I feel like I’m a disappointment to mankind,” he remarked woefully as he placed the shirt through my arms and began to pull it down over my breasts. “Someone this gorgeous should be on display in a museum.

We were Dex and Perry and our relationship seemed to thrive on the universe being out of order. Either that or our relationship actually caused the world to turn upside down. It was hard to say.

While I lay there in his arms, me his wife and he my husband, I realized I didn’t know what the future held. But I knew it held Dex.
And that was more than good enough for me.
That was everything.

Dex was many wonderful things but he wasn’t perfect – he was his own greatest enemy.

No matter what happened, he was Dex and I was Perry and that combination only led to trouble.