I sometimes forget to have breakfast in the morning, but when I actually buy a box of cereal, I will probably eat it not only for breakfast but also as a snack later on.

I pore over every word on the cereal box at breakfast, often more than once. You can ask me anything about shredded wheat.

Sometimes I think that the one thing I love most about being an adult is the right to buy candy whenever and wherever I want.

If I eat a huge meal and I can get the girl to rub my belly, I think that's about as romantic as I can think of.

Most movies, you have to try and forget you're making a movie, because there are trailers and booms and lights and marks, and it's everywhere.

Do you remember when Fabio got hit in the face with a pigeon on the roller coaster, and it broke his nose? Sometimes I feel like I'm the pigeon, and the Internet is Fabio's face. Actually, I don't know if I'm the pigeon, or I'm Fabio's face. Depends on the day, I guess.