I sometimes look at my bookshelf now and think about how someday I'm going to die without ever reading a lot of the books there. And one might be life-changingly good and I'll never know.


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I think it's unconscionable for a Senator from Massachusetts to come down here and tell the peop...
JEFF MILLER
I continue to vote against such spending increases, but sometimes I think some of my Republican coll...
JEFF MILLER
Democrats have no agenda, no plan for the future, and no sense of leadership.
JEFF MILLER
Second, the facility at Guantanamo Bay is necessary to national security.
JEFF MILLER
The marriage of a man and woman is the most enduring human institution, honored in all cultures and ...
JEFF MILLER
In our open society, we are inclined to give to the less fortunate for the pure goodness of giving. ...
JEFF MILLER
That future depends on the values of self-government, our sense of duty, loyalty, self-confidence an...
JEFF MILLER
We need religion as a guide. We need it because we are imperfect. Our government needs the church, b...
JEFF MILLER
The democratic process is only as great as the people who participate in it.
JEFF MILLER
To be able to always have a super sense of who I was and my own real identity and be petty and seem ...
JEFF GOLDBLUM
The human brain is an incredible pattern-matching machine.
JEFF BEZOS
All flowers in time bend towards the sun, I know you say there's no one for you, But here is one...
JEFF BUCKLEY
I don't really need to be remembered. I hope the music's remembered.
JEFF BUCKLEY
Legislation is the only lasting solution for the men and women brought to this country through no fa...
JEFF DENHAM
Decades of scientific research has proven that carbon pollution is harmful to human health and cause...
JEFF MERKLEY
Great industries are never made from single companies. There is room in space for a lot of winners.
JEFF BEZOS
I'm skeptical of any mission that has advertisers at its centerpiece.
JEFF BEZOS
The perception of Donald Trump in capitals around the world is shaped, in many ways, by CNN. Continu...
JEFF ZUCKER
The best customer service is if the customer doesn't need to call you, doesn't need to talk ...
JEFF BEZOS
I've never run into a person who yearns for their middle school days.
JEFF KINNEY
In reality, studies show that investments to spur renewable energy and boost energy efficiency gener...
JEFF GOODELL
Family time was very difficult when my girls were little, but I never missed a birthday; I was there...
JEFF DUNHAM
I'm often loose with my tongue. I may have said something about the NAACP being un-American or C...
JEFF SESSIONS
I've always been at the intersection of computers and whatever they can revolutionize.
JEFF BEZOS
A brand for a company is like a reputation for a person. You earn reputation by trying to do hard th...
JEFF BEZOS
I belong to the political party that generally fits my philosophical beliefs, but I reserve the righ...
JEFF FORTENBERRY
The House of Representatives should not be locked down by the decided play of a few in leadership.
JEFF FORTENBERRY
Being myself is what got me to where I am.
JEFF HARDY
The willingness of America's veterans to sacrifice for our country has earned them our lasting g...
JEFF MILLER
I think fear is what keeps us from going over the edge. I mean, as a race car driver, I don't th...
JEFF GORDON
What we need to do is always lean into the future; when the world changes around you and when it cha...
JEFF BEZOS
I first read 'Tom Sawyer' when I was in 8th grade, 13 years old. I realised since that Mark ...
JEFF NICHOLS
If you do build a great experience, customers tell each other about that. Word of mouth is very powe...
JEFF BEZOS
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a red...
JEFF FOXWORTHY
I think all the garbage in the world is thanks to a very small handful of idiots.
JEFF DUNHAM
I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be...
JEFF KINNEY
Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls an...
JEFF FOXWORTHY
Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
JEFF FOXWORTHY
There'll always be serendipity involved in discovery.
JEFF BEZOS
Your reaction when you lose control in a situation is to try and hang on tighter.
JEFF NICHOLS
Safety is something that happens between your ears, not something you hold in your hands.
JEFF COOPER