I sort of write onstage. I'll throw an idea out there, like Home Depot, and just start talking about it.

I think a lot of people think I'm doing kind of a character onstage, but what you're really getting is just me.

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.

I used to do little sketches into my cassette tape recorder when I was a little boy. I would just turn it on and just start doing voices and characters. I just loved it.

If you're going to take a jab at someone, you should at least have a bit more of a personal relationship with them. I feel like you can be funny and clever, as opposed to just outright vile.

If you were to come out and hang out with me, just having fun at a nightclub or a party, that's kind of the version of Harland you'd get - silly, kind of always saying wacky things.