I spoke to a woman who had seen her son run over by a car. She went to one of these damn therapists who do nothing but dole out drugs and haven't the faintest idea how to help somebody. And she goes home, puts them in her cabinet, and works through it herself.

When from behind me, a young woman of 25 uttered the following, it was the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life until Dan Quayle was elected Vice President of the United States. She said, "if it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."

Illiteracy is rampant. People are out of communication.

I love coloring books. I keep some by my bed.

I've been invited to do a trio with a fantastic jazz guitarist and a harmonica player.

If I turn on the television, am I to believe that that is America? I'm sorry, I don't believe that's America.