I starred in Dr. Pepper commercials and Buick ads.
Joe Piscopo
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I can't do coffee, but I can do Dr. Pepper.
CHER But Dr Pepper is an important brand for CCE. Dr Pepper is the largest of the non-colas. It has a tre...
MANNY GOLDMAN Or, she used Bonne Bell Dr. Pepper Lip Smacker. It's a great color and she loves it.
TRICIA SAWYER A lot of consumers actively enjoy advertising, especially fashion print ads and clever TV commercial...
VIRGINIA POSTREL Mr. Pibb is a poor imitation of Dr. Pepper. Dude didn't even get his degree.
MITCH HEDBERG As a lawyer, David Pepper should obey the law, not break the law. Misleading and illegal political a...
BRAD GREENBERG I just want the same thing Joe Montana got when he was MVP. He got respect. He got commercials. He g...
JERRY RICE I was in Minnesota, where I was born, and I did print ads and commercials. And that was always cool ...
YARA SHAHIDI Most advertisers spend millions upon millions of dollars to buy commercial time during the Super Bow...
PETER DIAMANDIS I'll tell ya this: I come from an educated family. My father was an attorney representing blue c...
JOE PISCOPO I stay in Jersey - it's home, man. It's home. And I think that's the foundation of the t...
JOE PISCOPO I worked in Trenton, and then I got sidetracked into comedy and then onto 'SNL.' And then in...
JOE PISCOPO Here's a Jersey girl who could premiere this film anywhere she wants, but she gave Newark the jump o...
JOE PISCOPO It's vital to getting out the vote because the kids identify with it so much.
JOE PISCOPO You can't afford to get your tests done, ... I went in to an insurance company ... I had a wife and ...
JOE PISCOPO specialists, tests, treatment and specific facilities, as well as placing limitations on necessary h...
JOE PISCOPO This is an important day for me, ... I want to offer my support to other survivors and the people wh...
JOE PISCOPO A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some
pepper."Black pepper, or...
UNKNOWN If I had more pepper, I wouldn't need any salt.
NOLAN J. VANDER HAAGEN Advertisements on YouTube are the new infomercials.
J.R. RIM From a Buick Eight.
STEPHEN KING My dad was a Buick guy and I followed in his footsteps. But I always liked the performance end.
FERNANDO ALVARE I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday ...
DANA CARVEY They're really pushing us, too. They've put up billboards on the freeway. Ads on the backs of taxi c...
CHRIS PHILLIPS Since I was 8 months old, till I was 12, I did commercials and ads and cute little stuff for kids. T...
BAR REFAELI I got my love of animals from the Dr. Doolittle books and my love of Africa from the Tarzan novels. ...
JANE GOODALL American television, for all its faults, still has a black presence in shows and even in commercials...
DAVID HAREWOOD I'm proud to be part of the Dr. Pepper Scholarship Giveaway. It's a great program that gives...
LOU HOLTZ I want to get back to the Buick Open and not have 'DAL' after my name.
JOE POLLACK I want to get back to the Buick Open and not have 'DAL' after my name,
JOE POLLACK I've got a Cadillac and a Buick and they're both gas guzzlers.
LARRY WISE I love... Eskimo Joe's. I have tons of Eskimo Joe's clothes and cups in my house, 'cause...
BROOKE ELLIOTT When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
ANDY ROONEY I had not starred in an independent film and it's about a woman who owned a hair salon.
JENIFER LEWIS He wanted to buy me a Cadillac. But I only saw hard men and rough women in those cars. So he bought ...
LEILA SMITH I played the Buick at Flint with Tiger and he was air mailing me 50 to 60 yards every shot.
FRED FUNK I LIKE ads. It's not that we don't like ads, we just don't like ads when they are out of place.
BILL BARNES I had starred in more than 30 successful films, six in a row directed by Cecil B. De Mille.
GLORIA SWANSON I’m sorry, Livvie, I really am. You kill me. Pepper spray? I’ve tracked you all over the world a...
C.J. ROBERTS The White House began airing their TV commercials to re-elect the president, and the John Kerry camp...
JAY LENO Pepper Ann.
MO ROCCA I lost in '96, in case the word hadn't trickled out, and so I made a few commercials.
BOB DOLE The once inviolate frame within which programs or commercials were displayed on television - always ...
TOM SHALES Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew. While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew. Freezy...
DR. SEUSS I got very well acquainted with Joe Stalin, and I like old Joe! He is a decent fellow. But Joe is a ...
HARRY S TRUMAN I started working at the age of 2, doing commercials and modeling in New York.
NANCY MCKEON I like the energy of doing things fast. We shot 'Starred Up' in just four weeks, and we edit...
DAVID MACKENZIE The best physicians are Dr. Diet, Dr. Quiet, and Dr. Merryman.
DANIEL D. PALMER I direct a lot of TV commercials and music videos.
ALEX WINTER I sometimes look around that studio in the middle of commercials and think, 'Really?'
CANDY CROWLEY I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials a...
CARROT TOP But I did make some money doing commercials. I did fourteen in one year.
DABNEY COLEMAN I see some of myself in Joe.
JOHN WOODEN When I behold, upon the night's starred face, / Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance.
JOHN KEATS That Buick Open was fun and a great experience. But it was like I was not in my element. I just coul...
JOE POLLACK I reckon I tried everything on the old apple, but salt and pepper and chocolate sauce topping.
GAYLORD PERRY I showed what I can do with butter, right? Eighty-five percent increase in sales. I'm very proud...
JOHN LYDON Everyone loves a good sausage-and-pepper sandwich.
BOB MERCURIO I also like dill on fish, the plain herbs. Lemon pepper is also good on fish. It's tough to go wrong...
FRANK LOCANTE Use three Physicians,
Still-first Dr. Quiet,
Next Dr. Merry-man
And Dr. Dyet.
UNATTRIBUTED AUTHOR I began modeling in N.Y. and doing commercials. That led to regional theatre and then Broadway and t...
IAN ZIERING Young people, not to mention people of all ages, really, really don't like being annoyed. And ads, a...
ANDREW ESSEX ... the ads made me feel bilious and love-stricken, invaded and debauched by a coldly mechanical lus...
CHARLES STROSS I couldn't spell anything. I couldn't remember anything, but I could go to a movie and I kne...
QUENTIN TARANTINO I came in and was myself. Joe thought that was good enough.
GALEN HALL I have been a director who has starred, participated on both sides of the filmmaking process.
KEENEN IVORY WAYANS He's my favorite! He wrote and produced, and starred in and cast all of his movies! Can you imag...
EMMA STONE When I was about four, people used to walk up to my mom and say I should be in commercials.
ZACHARY GORDON In the age where the eight-cylinder Buick, the grey flannel suit and the tract home represented whol...
MICHAEL MCCLURE I did a couple of American Express commercials.
JASON DOHRING Philosophically, I don't like doing commercials.
HERB CAEN When pepper is ground, it oxidizes and loses its oils. It has no pungency. If you buy ground pepper ...
DAVE DEWITT Commercials were too phony for me. I just didn't like selling products I didn't believe in.
RIVER PHOENIX Porsche Cayenne, like the pepper.
CARMELA SOPRANO I was a dog groomer. I delivered radiators; I was a photography producer. I typed classified ads for...
JANET WEISS When we moved to L.A., I started going out for more commercials, and then one day they emailed me a ...
YARA SHAHIDI I have many broad responsibilities, ... [Vice President for Finance and Administration John Pepper] ...
RICHARD LEVIN On the freeway of life, Lisa Watson was stuck at the entrance ramp, trapped behind a cautious old la...
JUDY NICHOLS I travel a lot to promote the perfumes and to do the commercials.
GABRIELA SABATINI [Roberts, who starred opposite Washington in] The Pelican Brief, ... the best actor of this generati...
DENZEL WASHINGTON I skip through the programming to watch the commercials.
MEL KARMAZIN Most commercials we keep around for two years.
AL JOHNSON I thought Joe McCarthy and Joe Stalin were dead, but obviously they're alive and well, and running t...
WAYNE ROSSO I made some salt and pepper shakers a while back and waited three years for them to come.
MARC NEWSON Garlic! Followed closely by black pepper.
TIM SCOTT I like doing films and I wish that I could do more but I still have to audition. I don't get off...
TIM MEADOWS Of course I have used dissonance in my time, but there has been too much dissonance. Bach used disso...
SERGEI PROKOFIEV I can remember before 'Rain Man,' I just couldn't get in on anything, any features. Afte...
BETH GRANT I got a part in a package of commercials for this big drugstore from the age of 6 to 10. For four ye...
XAVIER DOLAN I saw waves in Joe Pool Lake, not white caps.
JACK WEISS The phone rings in the studio. It says, 'Neil Young for Stephen ... Hi, I'm in San Luis Obispo in Bl...
STEPHEN STILLS She starred in the original Toronto production of Hair. It's a great time to go back and revisit som...
ERIC EPSTEIN I grew up in a haunted house, reading Dr. Seuss.
DREW DAYWALT In case you haven't caught the commercials, I'm in the new SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.
DAVID HASSELHOFF I did my own music videos, my own TV commercials.
HELEN REDDY I had a feeling the ads would catch some people's eyes. But that's because there aren't any other ad...
SEAN COMBS Dr. Livingstone, I presume.
WILD BILL HICKOK Dr. Livingstone, I presume?
HENRY MORTON STANLEY Joe: Oo, Brittany "Aren't I Fabulous?" Hobson?
Addie: She's not that bad.
Joe: Brittany "A...
JAMES HOWE I felt like I was selling heroin over the ads.
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FAT JOE Once you achieve a level of success... you learn, something tells you, 'Man this ain't even ...
FAT JOE Fat Joe ain't out here trying to battle-rap everybody in the world. That's not what I'm ...
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FAT JOE Pun was just a natural-born genius with music, and he basically taught me so many tricks on how to m...
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FAT JOE I'm known to be hands on 100%. I don't know any other way to be than a leader by example.
FAT JOE Envision what the end result is supposed to be... what do you want to be when you grow up? Where do ...
FAT JOE I was kind of secretly hoping one of my kids would go out and make a million bucks. So when they put...
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JOE ABERCROMBIE When they get a 50-inch waist and a gorilla butt, it's ugly looking - and I think bodybuilding h...
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JOE GOLD Carbs - especially pasta - are the fuel my body needs to maintain an athletic lifestyle.
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JOE SCARBOROUGH Don't be too busy earning a living to make any money.
JOE KARBO The only place I considered home was the boarding school in Yorkshire my parents sent me to. It'...
JOE STRUMMER Before borrowing money from a friend it's best to decide which you need most.
JOE MOORE When you're in hell, only a devil can point the way out.
JOE ABERCROMBIE I want each and every West Virginian to have bragging rights. I want to stop playing defense and sta...
JOE MANCHIN I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel lik...
JOE PESCI I feel very fortunate to have broken in with the Milwaukee Braves organization.
JOE TORRE Act like you expect to get into the end zone.
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JOE MURRAY Having a blank slate is sometimes as daunting as it is exciting.
JOE MADUREIRA My family's support and the negative environment of the day toward blacks in South Carolina beca...
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JOE KLAAS Of course you know, this means war.
JOE ADAMSON ...Maude Harris told me that all was well with the world because medical science had profited by the...
JOE GOULD If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organ...
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JOE PATERNO Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
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JOE BIDEN I have no problem with cheating. Whatever you can get away with.
JOE TORRE Texans are by nature independent people.
JOE BARTON People don't want Congress dictating what light fixtures they can use.
JOE BARTON Supercookies are legal, but I don't think they should be.
JOE BARTON I tell my environmental friends that they have won. Every issue we look at from an energy perspectiv...
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