I started caddying when I was nine years old at a very exclusive country club in Dayton, Ohio. And I saw how the other half lived, if you will.

You may have mistaken this for your meeting of the ignorant tight-asses club but in this building, when the President stands, nobody sits.

I started being a comedy fan when I was, I'm going to guess, like 5 or 6 years old.

It doesn't really matter how much of the rules or the dogma we accepted and lived by if we're not really living by the fundamental creed of the Catholic Church, which is service to others and finding God in ourselves and then seeing God in everyone - including our enemies.

To be an Englishman is to belong to the most exclusive club there is.

We live in a very dysfunctional society, and this is a very, very dysfunctional Administration.