I started getting really interested in comedy when I was in middle school.

I started cooking out of middle school depression.

In middle school, I had an '87 Regal. That was unheard of.

When I was in high school, my mom worked at Bed, Bath and Beyond, so I was always there.

Nothing could be as hard as middle school.

People always talk about how great it is to get older. All I saw were more rules and more adults telling me what I could and couldn't do, in the name of what's " good for me." Yeah, well, asparagus is good for me, but it still makes me want to throw up.