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I stepped in something that the mule dropped. So I told the president that we're not going to let that mule on the field anymore.


Joe Paterno

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JOE PESCI I feel very fortunate to have broken in with the Milwaukee Braves organization.
JOE TORRE Marriage should be a duet-when one sings, the other claps.
JOE MURRAY Having a blank slate is sometimes as daunting as it is exciting.
JOE MADUREIRA My family's support and the negative environment of the day toward blacks in South Carolina beca...
JOE FRAZIER Selling wine is all about sizing people up, and it takes a certain amount of chutzpah. The tableside...
JOE BASTIANICH You have to make it happen.
JOE GREENE Nobody in the game of football should be called a genius. A genius is somebody like Norman Einstei...
JOE THEISMAN I have learned all kinds of things from my many mistakes. The one thing I never learn is to stop mak...
JOE ABERCROMBIE The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off.
JOE KLAAS Of course you know, this means war.
JOE ADAMSON ...Maude Harris told me that all was well with the world because medical science had profited by the...
JOE GOULD If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organ...
JOE ROGAN One cannot grow without pain. One cannot improve without it. Suffering drives us to achieve great th...
JOE ABERCROMBIE It takes time to save time.
JOE TAYLOR Thorough preparation makes its own luck.
JOE POYER What I do is prepare myself until I know I can do what I have to do.
JOE NAMATH I can't complain, but sometimes I still do.
JOE WALSH