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I love everything from country to alternative to Blink-182 and '90s music to Dave Matthews.
SPENCER BOLDMAN I saw Frances Bean at a Blink 182 show. And she was with a guy who looked just like Kurt Cobain.
KING TUFF hooh this is such butleg i cant believe it
DUK ONCH you weren't mine to begin with.
IAIN S. THOMAS When I was around 13 years old, I started playing in bands and became obsessed with Blink-182 and Ne...
CASSADEE POPE If I wanted to see 13 year old boobs, I'd hang out by the juniour high like my dad does...
BLINK 182 I think age is just a stupid number
BLINK 182 We reserve the right to make fun of every single person on planet Earth.
BLINK 182 There are far too many people out there who take themselves too seriously.
BLINK 182 When you go from selling no records to selling lots of them, you have to wonder - did your mom buy t...
BLINK 182 Take care of your colon and your colon will take care of you.
BLINK 182 I'll be the first to admit I'm not an accomplished bass player.
BLINK 182 You only know us for this one song, but we've been here six years long... ahh who cares everyone's g...
BLINK 182 See, it has nothing to do with how hard you work at all. Life has to do with which ass you kiss.
BLINK 182 If you guys are anything like me, you like to walk around in your mother's underwear trying to seduc...
BLINK 182 I'm installing a security system so nosey little kids don't watch me run around my house naked smear...
BLINK 182 I'm not gay, but the man in my bed last night was.
BLINK 182 I'm not gay, a lot of people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend, she thinks I'm gay.
BLINK 182 Screw the people that don't understand.
BLINK 182 If I were a girl, every time I went to the gynechologist, I'd fake an orgasm.
BLINK 182 We don't want to grow up, we never want to grow up!
BLINK 182 I think we need therapy.
BLINK 182 You know what it is? Alot of these people are just now jumping on the 'we hate Tom' band waggon. I'v...
BLINK 182 I've masturbated like 5 times in the last 24 hours... it hurts... it's going to fall off.
BLINK 182 I know I've got a disgusting body, but I think it's funny, so I'm gonna make people laugh at it.
BLINK 182 I Never thought I'd die aloneI laughed the loudest who'd have known?I trace the cord back to the wal...
BLINK 182 Where are you and I'm so sorryI cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonightI need somebody and alwaysthis s...
BLINK 182 Some people think we're idiots or perverts. Don't argue people, we are both.
BLINK 182 There's too many rad things to stick in your butt besides a living animal.
BLINK 182 We pull off looking stupid very well. We can do that without even trying.
BLINK 182 Hey, what if testicals were things you could lose on an everyday basis? That would suck... you only ...
BLINK 182 You can't turn chicken shit into chicken salad but you can put chicken shit into someone's chicken s...
BLINK 182 Now that we are married we get laid alot more.
BLINK 182 182 has no significance, we just pulled it out of our ass.
BLINK 182 My name's Mark, I ride a scooter. I'm badass.
BLINK 182 What's my age again?
BLINK-182 I have no idea why people like our band. Maybe bad taste is in.
BLINK 182 I spy on my dad when he's taking a shower just like everybody else.
BLINK 182 I'm not afraid of bees....AH! BEE!!!
BLINK 182 I Never thought I'd die alone
I laughed the loudest who'd have known?
I trace the cord back ...
BLINK 182 Where are you and I'm so sorry
I cannot sleep, I cannot dream tonight
I need somebody and al...
BLINK 182 I don't need to advertise my punkness. A real punk doesn't need to show off...Its like a Karate man....
BLINK 182 I was always a loner.
BLINK 182 I think there's nothing more awkward or stupid looking than a naked guy.
BLINK 182 To sum up Tom in one word would be: feminine.
BLINK 182 If young love is just a game then i must have missed the kickoff
BLINK 182 I don't get boy bands today. They don't write their own songs, and everything is choreographed from ...
BLINK 182 Please stop undressing me with your eyes while I sit here.
BLINK 182 I dont have a girlfriend, I have a dog.
BLINK 182 We were bored and we couldn't get chicks. So we decided if we'd be in a band, that would take care o...
BLINK 182 I might be a dork, but I don't want to be a jerk.
BLINK 182 Yeah, don't eat dog semen. I hear it's the #1 cause of bad breath.
BLINK 182 We're just really lucky. We're not better than anybody else.
BLINK 182 Disney movies are f***in' bitchin'.
BLINK 182 We're just regular stupid people.
BLINK 182 the past is only the future with the lights on.
BLINK-182 I still believe in love. I believe in marriage.
USHER I still can't get past the fact that they're gone. I still...at this moment, can not believe it.
JUSTIN HARRIS You cant close this place, ... What will I do for breakfast?
BOB COLEMAN It's quiet now. So quiet that you can almost hear other people's dreams So quiet that you can almost...
GAYLE FORMAN This is my skin. This is not your skin, yet you are still under it.
IAIN THOMAS If you are reading this... I'm dead so far probably or still alive who knows?
It's bad day in b...
DEYTH BANGER I can't believe I get paid for doing this.
GEORGE TARANTINI If we play to first time Blink 182 listeners, it's good they are listening to us and not the Bac...
TRAVIS BARKER I once dreamt of being a writer, to have my words known by many from many countries; this dream i dr...
RAYVON L. BROWNE I believe this generation should know their history and they should know that the struggle's not...
MARY J. BLIGE I am getting nowhere with you and I can't let you go and I cant get through.
ANI DIFRANCO I like to say I believe in ghosts so I don't get haunted by one.
ELLA HENDERSON I don't believe in an eye for an eye. I believe in two eyes for an eye.
BAS RUTTEN I am tired yet cannot sleep I am hungry but cant eat I am dreaming whilst still awake I am nothing w...
FEMALE IMAGINATION The difference is,
Now I cant call you anymore…
I cant hear your calming voice,
I c...
JJM I believe in my heart that 'Avatar' is going to be the revolutionary sci-fi movie for this g...
LAZ ALONSO I still enjoy doing the job. And I have some projects that I would like to see get done. I still hav...
MAYOR GENE CAREY No!You cant get this close to me and then push me away.
COURTNEY ALLISON MOULTON I have a series of splintered relationships. Why should I get married again? It's a miserable co...
BROOKE HAYWARD I believe that when you put a smile out there, you get a smile back.
HEIDI KLUM I get phone calls, believe me ... but it's still worth the impact.
ED COLLINS I believe that Greenland will achieve independence during the time I am still active in politics.
ALEQA HAMMOND I was in a really crummy pop-punk band. I think we did a whole bunch of Blink-182 covers, and we wer...
NATE RUESS Believe me, I may be a bit blasé, but I can still get any man I want.
F. SCOTT FITZGERALD I still believe, and I believe this quite strongly, that the manufacturing sector will, in fact, rec...
ANTHONY CHAN I still want more," I whisper. "I know," he says. "I'll try." I blink up at him, and he reliquishes ...
E.L. JAMES I am listening to everybody, in the sense that I feel myself in charge of an organization that has 1...
HORST KOEHLER I was the youngest producer of a national television show when I was twenty-five. I took it to 182 m...
ROGER AILES I still look at the poster and can't believe I directed this movie.
IVAN REITMAN Everybody sing like it's the last song you will ever sing
Tell me, tell me, do you feel the pre...
HAYLEY WILLIAMS They say Einstein died while he was still trying to figure out gravity. I think I'm going to die...
TOM DELONGE Its amazing, I cant ask for anything more as a birthday gift, ... Ive wanted to win a big race like ...
BOBBY BUTLER And, I believe that if a man dies with a single penny still sitting in the bank, he's a fool.
DAN AYKROYD I believe in blues, and I believe that it's been misrepresented.
JOHN MAYER I believe in music.
ZUBIN MEHTA I believe in my music.
RALPH STANLEY I believe in karma.
CHAD KROEGER I believe in forgiveness.
PAM BONDI I believe in my writing.
BARRY MANILOW The songs are my lexicon. I believe the songs.
BOB DYLAN I believe in rituals.
CHARLES SIMONYI I honestly can't take this anymore. I just cant stand it seeing you with him any longer. I tried to ...
MAHMOUD EL HALLAB i can win but you cant lose, this makes us all even in our ways.
SUZANNE COLLINS I still believe to be a factor, this league runs through Manhattan.
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