I was taken to an examining room where a big butch nurse practitioner came in and asked me if I was pregnant. “No way!†Was I sexually active? “Nope!†Had I ever been molested? “Well,†I said, trying to make a joke, “Oprah says the only answers to that question are ‘Yes’ and ‘I don’t remember.’ †I laughed. We were having fun. The nurse looked at me, concerned/annoyed.
— Tina Fey
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