I stuff another handful of Raisinets in my mouth. What gets me is the 'pretty face' bit. 'Cause I won't mind being reminded I'm fat as long as you water it down first. Why not say, Hey I'm going to insult you, but first I will congratulate your fortunate genetics and appropriate appliclation of Bobbi Brown cosmetics to prevent you from hitting me. Sh*t; I kind of prefer being called a 'fat bitch.' At least it doesn't pull any punches.


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I have memories of my grandfather Kirkman making mashed potatoes that were so good because they tast...
JEN KIRKMAN
I'm wildly different than Maria Bamford or Sarah Silverman, and might be more similar to some ma...
JEN KIRKMAN
Only by examining our personal biases can we truly grow as artists; only by cultivating empathy can ...
JEN KNOX
Clearly, Tulsa is the second-best team we have faced after (No. 2) Duke, and I felt like we competed...
JEN WARDEN
God ordained the Sabbath for us, not just as another requirement from us.
JEN HATMAKER
There could well be worries that staff feel coerced into agreeing to be monitored.
JEN CORLEW
The idea of a work/life balance is much more important to younger workers than it ever was with baby...
JEN JORGENSEN
Never lose sight of your dreams, for your dreams can be your guidance.
JEN DAVIES
The dynamic of the meet was changed with Frost missing. And it's not just her missing as an individu...
JEN AMASINO
They are a brilliant device for shape-shifting as we can slip into the skin of authors from other ti...
JEN CAMPBELL
I still think that going in on that Friday afternoon and spending that money was one of the happiest...
JEN CAMPBELL
How he described the bookshop: where the streets of the world meet the avenues of the mind.
JEN CAMPBELL
These days, we've got booksellers in cities, in deserts, and in the middle of a rain forest; we've g...
JEN CAMPBELL
Who wouldn't want to get married in a room full of love stories?
JEN CAMPBELL
These places are time machines, spaceships, story-makers, secret-keepers. They are dragon-tamers, dr...
JEN CAMPBELL
Because whether we're in the middle of the desert or in the heart of a city, or the top of a mountai...
JEN CAMPBELL
You see, bookshops are dreams built of wood and paper. They are time travel and escape and knowledge...
JEN CAMPBELL
bookshops are
time machines
spaceships
story-makers
secret-keepers
dragon-...
JEN CAMPBELL
Perhaps that is the best way to say it: printed books are magical, and real bookshops keep that magi...
JEN CAMPBELL
I guess you could say we're more of a Cinderella story with a 10th seed coming in, and by beating Du...
JEN MILNE
And if I had a bookshop of my own? Well, it wouldn't make any money. So I am no help to anyone. But ...
JEN CAMPBELL
Do lots of research before you purchase any products over the Internet. Make sure that the company y...
JEN CULLY
After Jesus' fast, he began healing, rescuing, redeeming. The Spirit filled up the emptiness Jesus c...
JEN HATMAKER
If you think you’re good people, and if you are, how would you know? Is it something you always kn...
JEN WANG
Settle down and be Good forever. Find the hardest things to accept in me, and reconcile what I am wi...
JEN WANG
We're all breeds. We like to say that we have a wide variety. We take them all, from puppies to seni...
JEN COCCODRILLI
Rick noticed that I was seeing the ball better from that side of the plate. It was kind of a natural...
JEN KOLLAER
Bear one another's burdens, and so fulfill the law of Christ." Ladies and gentlemen, this is what Ch...
JEN STEPHENS
Gentle, inspired, authentic, stories will outsell' hard sell' any day.
JEN RAMSEY
I'd love to be a hit in Germany. I'm working on trying to get a gig as David Hasselhoff'...
JEN KIRKMAN
CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook. JEN CAMPBELL CUSTOMER (to their friend): God, the Famous Five titles realy were crap, weren’t they? Five Go Cam...
JEN CAMPBELL
I haven't pursued anything. I've been happy with my situation at Hartford.
JEN RIZZOTTI
One of these days I’m going to be surrounded by so many young gifted athletes. There must be somet...
JEN MANN
The U.K. is a small boat with a big hole in it, but it's tied to a big ship, that being Europe. Even...
STEPHEN JEN
Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury re...
JEN KIRKMAN
She has great stick skills. She is … fast, she does a great job of protecting her stick. She has g...
JEN MCKEEFREY
Multimedia is its own entity. It takes the best out of documentary radio and the best out of documen...
JEN FRIEDBERG
Everything we do online we want to be participatory. We don't want to just broadcast GE's messages. ...
JEN WALSH
CUSTOMER (to her friend): What's this literary criticism section? Is it for books that complain abou...
JEN CAMPBELL
CUSTOMER: What kind of bookshop is this?
BOOKSELLER: We're an antiquarian bookshop.
CUSTOM...
JEN CAMPBELL
bookseller: Can I help at all?
customer: Yes, where’s your fiction section?
bookseller...
JEN CAMPBELL
CUSTOMER: Do you have a copy of Nineteen Eighty Six?
BOOKSELLER: Nineteen Eighty Six?
CUST...
JEN CAMPBELL
Customer: Did Charles Dickens ever write anything fun?
JEN CAMPBELL
Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?'
Customer's friend: 'Jesus.
JEN CAMPBELL
CUSTOMER: I’d like to buy this audiobook.
BOOKSELLER: Great.
CUSTOMER: Only, I don’t r...
JEN CAMPBELL
We're already seeing an ebbing away of employee rights and we will be keeping a close eye on this ar...
JEN CORLEW
An intelligent person can rationalize anything, a wise person doesn't try.
JEN KNOX
Love is like the human appendix. You take it for granted while it's there, but when it's suddenly go...
REVEREND JEN
At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, ma...
JEN KIRKMAN
You are not weak. People like us, we're brave. We're the ones who get up and face our worst fears ev...
JEN WILDE