I stuff another handful of Raisinets in my mouth. What gets me is the 'pretty face' bit. 'Cause I won't mind being reminded I'm fat as long as you water it down first. Why not say, Hey I'm going to insult you, but first I will congratulate your fortunate genetics and appropriate appliclation of Bobbi Brown cosmetics to prevent you from hitting me. Sh*t; I kind of prefer being called a 'fat bitch.' At least it doesn't pull any punches.
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Find the hardest things to accept in me, and reconcile what I am wi... JEN WANG We're all breeds. We like to say that we have a wide variety. We take them all, from puppies to seni... JEN COCCODRILLI Rick noticed that I was seeing the ball better from that side of the plate. It was kind of a natural... JEN KOLLAER Bear one another's burdens, and so fulfill the law of Christ." Ladies and gentlemen, this is what Ch... JEN STEPHENS Gentle, inspired, authentic, stories will outsell' hard sell' any day. JEN RAMSEY I'd love to be a hit in Germany. I'm working on trying to get a gig as David Hasselhoff'... JEN KIRKMAN CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook. JEN CAMPBELL CUSTOMER (to their friend): God, the Famous Five titles realy were crap, weren’t they? Five Go Cam... JEN CAMPBELL I haven't pursued anything. I've been happy with my situation at Hartford. JEN RIZZOTTI One of these days I’m going to be surrounded by so many young gifted athletes. There must be somet... JEN MANN The U.K. is a small boat with a big hole in it, but it's tied to a big ship, that being Europe. Even... STEPHEN JEN Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury re... JEN KIRKMAN She has great stick skills. She is … fast, she does a great job of protecting her stick. She has g... JEN MCKEEFREY Multimedia is its own entity. It takes the best out of documentary radio and the best out of documen... JEN FRIEDBERG Everything we do online we want to be participatory. We don't want to just broadcast GE's messages. ... JEN WALSH CUSTOMER (to her friend): What's this literary criticism section? Is it for books that complain abou... JEN CAMPBELL CUSTOMER: What kind of bookshop is this? BOOKSELLER: We're an antiquarian bookshop. CUSTOM... JEN CAMPBELL bookseller: Can I help at all? customer: Yes, where’s your fiction section? bookseller... JEN CAMPBELL CUSTOMER: Do you have a copy of Nineteen Eighty Six? BOOKSELLER: Nineteen Eighty Six? CUST... JEN CAMPBELL Customer: Did Charles Dickens ever write anything fun? JEN CAMPBELL Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?' Customer's friend: 'Jesus. JEN CAMPBELL CUSTOMER: I’d like to buy this audiobook. BOOKSELLER: Great. CUSTOMER: Only, I don’t r... JEN CAMPBELL We're already seeing an ebbing away of employee rights and we will be keeping a close eye on this ar... JEN CORLEW An intelligent person can rationalize anything, a wise person doesn't try. JEN KNOX Love is like the human appendix. You take it for granted while it's there, but when it's suddenly go... REVEREND JEN At first, there was a separation of clubs and sketch comedy. Now there's all kinds of comedy, ma... JEN KIRKMAN You are not weak. People like us, we're brave. We're the ones who get up and face our worst fears ev... JEN WILDE