I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.

I believe in gay marriage.

I'm for gay marriage, because I'm for gay divorce.

I'm not for gay marriage, but I'm not for discriminating against people.

They are preserving the sanctity of marriage, so that two gay men who've been together for twenty-five years can't get married, but a guy can still get drunk in Vegas and marry a hooker at the Elvis chapel! The sanctity of marriage is saved!

I definitely do not support a constitutional amendment that has to do with prohibiting gay marriage.