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I suppose that's one of the ironies of life doing the wrong thing at the right moment.


Charlie Chaplin

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CHARLIE PUTH We in the United States should be all the more thankful for the freedom and religious tolerance we e...
CHARLIE DENT I have a routine for a day I'm in the office and not really physically active. Or a day when I&#...
CHARLIE KIMBALL There are days when I still wake up angry, and no one handles it perfectly all the time, but honestl...
CHARLIE KIMBALL I have a lot of great racing memories growing up in Europe as a young boy - playing with car parts o...
CHARLIE KIMBALL When I turned 16, I got my driver's license like the rest of my classmates, but I also got an ex...
CHARLIE KIMBALL I have to consider everything I eat; I consider every activity I do.
CHARLIE KIMBALL I wear a continuous glucose monitor when I'm racing.
CHARLIE KIMBALL I've got one of the best health care teams out there as far as diabetes management.
CHARLIE KIMBALL While I'm driving, I've got speed, gear, lap time, water temperature, blood sugar, RPM, oil ...
CHARLIE KIMBALL Beside the brand-ambassador elements of the modern racing driver, the evolution of the athlete has m...
CHARLIE KIMBALL Whenever I am not traveling during the winter, I am pushing hard in the gym. Even when I am travelin...
CHARLIE KIMBALL People ask how hard it can be sitting down for work during a 500-mile race? Well, without power stee...
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