I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

Therein lies the defect of revenge: it's all in the anticipation; the thing itself is a pain, not a pleasure; at least the pain is the biggest end of it.

Сега не съм по-мързелив, отколкото бях преди 40г., но то е защото още преди 40г. бях достигнал крайния предел на мързела. Човек не е в състояние да надхвърли възможностите ти.

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead.

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.