I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line?

I lie, I cheat, and I steal.

Never lie, never cheat, never steal.

[repeated line]We're missing something.

You can lie, cheat and steal. But, you will always finish last. An honest, kind and loving person always wins the race without knowing.

If you'll lie you'll steal and if you'll steal you'll kill.