I tell people all the time, 'Don't be fooled, because I am a man by day.'

I am a wife-made man.

Women in my focus groups, they say a bald man is trustworthy. He has nothing to hide.

If you heard 40 times in a day that Newt Gingrich takes the wings off of butterflies, eventually you'd believe it.

I am not a cat man, but a dog man, and all felines can tell this at a glance - a sharp, vindictive glance.

I am a straightforward man.