I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
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Politics is applesauce.
WILL ROGERS I tell you, all politics is apple sauce.
WILL ROGERS As I tell all our folks, the only reason we exist - make no mistake - is our clients.
GINNI ROMETTY Things ain't what they used to be and never were.
WILL ROGERS The Will Rogers Follies,
HANK WILLIAMS We knew coming in that it would be a very tough match. The fact that Rogers has won the state champi...
KELLY YOUNG Let me tell you, politics is much more difficult than war, ... In politics, there are so many more f...
MASSOUD BARZANI All I can tell you is he will not be playing today.
JOE NICKEL Hal Rogers is just incredible, ... When you get someone like that on your side, you can't hardly tel...
STEVE LAWSON All power is within you; you can do anything and everything. Believe in that, do not believe that yo...
SWAMI VIVEKANANDA Let me tell you something, folks. I've been out there. It's complete devastation, ... if they have a...
PAT SULLIVAN Haikus are quite hard
You always have to count them
...Chunky applesauce?
BENNY CRAMER I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.
MORT SAHL Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west ...
GROUCHO MARX Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is w...
GROUCHO MARX You can't predict it all. People will tell you to plan things out as best you can. They will tel...
ELIZABETH WARREN I can't tell you some of the things I did as a teenager, but some folks didn't give up on me.
IVAN ALLEN If you 'don't do politics' , trust me - politics will do you.
CHRISTINA ENGELA All I can tell you is that I don't have much to tell you.
FRANK THOMAS All's well that carries on well
AMIT ABRAHAM Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you.
RALPH NADER What do you want to be a sailor for? There are greater storms in politics than you will ever find at...
DAVID LLOYD GEORGE Some folks won't stomach you and some folks will devour full plates of you until pleasantly full fro...
THEE AMAZING GRACE . . . people will sometimes say, "Why don't you write more politics?" And I have to explain to them ...
GRACE PALEY All you have to do is tell her she can't, and she will.
LYNNE HARRIS I always feel that in politics, you have a bridle on. Well, I took the bridle off. And I tell you, i...
RAY NAGIN She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch...
ALICE WALKER I'm here to tell you right now that it won't be politics as usual.
MARIE GALATAS I believe in incentivizing people. If you can incentivize people in anything, whether it's in po...
ZACHARY LEVI There are forces all around you who wish to exploit division, rob you of your freedom, and tell you ...
WYNTON MARSALIS We dont like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out. Well, art is art, isnt it? Still, on t...
GROUCHO MARX Neither in the past was I associated with politics, nor today I have any association with politics a...
BABA RAMDEV A person often saying ‘I LOVE YOU ALL’ to the people is just ensuring merely oneself each time t...
ANUJ SOMANY We're the folks out trying to warn people about the serial killer. This flier is for you -- to tell ...
DENISE HORSMAN You can always tell folks from nonfolks. Folks like to feel good, like to smile for the camera when ...
RUSSELL BAKER Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
JEAN-ANTHELME BRILLAT-SAVARIN Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
ANTHELME BRILLAT-SAVARIN Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you who you are.
JEAN ANTHELME BRILLAT-SAVARIN Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are
ANTHELME BRILLAT-SAVARIN Tell me whom you love, and I will tell you what you are
HOUSSAYE Tell me what you eat and I will tell you who you are.
JEAN ANTHELME BRILLAT-SAVARIN All I can tell you is they were all at rest.
BRETT BUSHONG من الممكن أن تجوع الشعوبفي كبرياء وأن تظمأ في اعتزاز وأ...
أنيس منصور Which is why I am not here to tell you tomorrow will be a new day. That the sun will go on shining. ...
LANG LEAV A jealous person will tell you that you should not be happy all the time, a successful person will t...
KISHAN S CHAUHAN There were a number of folks who were really advocates of salvaging that house. I can't tell you how...
DAVE WILLIAMS When you get real old, honey, you realizre there are certain things that just don't matter anymore. ...
SARAH LOUISE DELANY It seems sometimes the president has moved onto other items on his agenda. But if you talk to folks ...
BRIAN RICHARDSON I am George Rogers Clark. You have just become a prisoner of the Commonwealth of Virginia.
GEORGE ROGERS CLARK If you folks are not interested, John (Johanson) and I will probably go ahead on our own.
TERRY ANDREESSEN The boy in the closet is your boyfriend. He loves you and will tell you all about last night.
CAT PATRICK Tell me to what you pay attention and I will tell you who you are.
JOSE ORTEGA Y GASSET Tell me who admires and loves you, and I will tell you who you are.
ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPERY Tell me what you pay attention to and I will tell you who you are.
JOSé ORTEGA Y GASSET Tell me to what you pay attention and I will tell you who you are
JOSE ORTEGA Y GASSET Will Rogers once said, 'If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.' Medi...
LEONARD BURMAN Tell me who admires you and loves you, and I will tell you who you are.
CHARLES AUGUSTIN SAINTE-BEUVE Tell me who admires you and loves you, and I will tell you who you are.
CHARLES AUGUSTIN SAINTE-BEAUVE Tell me what you think you are and I will tell you what you are not
HENRI FREDERIC AMIEL If you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anything...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK But if you tell folks you're a college student, folks are so impressed. You can be a student in anyt...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Family politics are worse than world politics. That's all I can say. You don't get to choose...
MICHAEL CIMINO International politics, like all politics, is a struggle for power
HANS J. MORGENTHAU In a way, I'm like Will Rogers, never having met a man I really disliked. I'm not a vamp. I just lik...
DOROTHY STRATTEN I'm looking forward to becoming a marvelous - excuse the word marvelous - character actress. lik...
MARILYN MONROE Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can ...
NORM MACDONALD one day I will tell you a story. A story that will make you ponder. A story that will make you wonde...
ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH If you're I politics and you can't tell when you walk into a room who's for you and who's against yo...
LYNDON B. JOHNSON The NBA is all politics. It's about who you know.
NATE ROBINSON Let me tell you, sisters, seeing dried egg on a plate in the morning is a lot dirtier than anything ...
ANN RICHARDS Florida is one example of how partisan politics interfere with having folks' votes being counted acc...
ION SANCHO I will not tell you our love story, because-like all real love stories-it will die with us,as it sho...
JOHN GREEN Rogers is finding value in some unusual places.
CHRISTOPHER DAVIS Politics is really religion. Politics is about sacredness. Politics is about offering a vision that ...
JONATHAN HAIDT All I can tell them at this point is that we will let them know,
BARRY ARNOLD I will tell you in all candor that the only baby killer I knew in Vietnam was John F. Kerry.
WILLIAM FRANKE If you will tell me why the fen appears impassable, I then will tell you why I think that I can cros...
MARIANNE MOORE THE FOUR HEAVENLY FOUNTAINS
Laugh, I tell you
And you will turn back
The ...
SUZY KASSEM I am deeply saddened by the loss of my children's grandfather and my very dear friend. I loved big J...
RODNEY CROWELL All I can tell you is this: That won't happen again.
JAMES MATHIS This a shocking thing this man is doing to you! ... It's all politics.
PAT ROBERTSON I will render a decision, but I will not tell you when,
JAMES WHITTEMORE Listen, I will now tell you the truth and there is no other.
ISAAC STERN The recommendation when I'm mentoring folks, I always tell them - and we talked about this last ...
GINNI ROMETTY In a way, I'm like Will Rogers, never having met a man I really disliked. I'm not a vamp. I ...
DOROTHY STRATTEN Rude people will now & then ask me why I think I know so much about Politics. I tell them it'...
HUNTER S. THOMPSON Politics is all about defining yourself and the party you lead before others can define you.
GERRY NICHOLLS Give sometimes everything will be alright.
JENIL KANANI What is a friend? I will tell you... it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.
FRANK CRANE What is a friend? I will tell you it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.
FRANK CRANE What is a friend? I will tell you… it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.
FRANK CRANE What is a friend? I will tell you
it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.
FRANK CRANE In politics, guts is all.
BARBARA CASTLE The real issue is, are you available to the folks you represent? And I am.
ELIZABETH ESTY I will tell everything to all and take a decision later.
DEVE GOWDA I think that he will draw a crowd. It's a name that folks will recognize.
GRETCHEN WOODS Common sense and briefings tell us at ground zero it will take folks longer to get back home, but no...
MICHAEL HUNT Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open t...
JULES RENARD Don't tell a woman she's pretty; tell her there's no other woman like her, and all roads will open t...
JULES RENARD It is the main committee to have interaction with the players. You will meet interesting folks and, ...
CHERYLE SIMON
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Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
WILL ROGERS Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious.
WILL ROGERS Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
WILL ROGERS Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.
WILL ROGERS The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer.
WILL ROGERS Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
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WILL ROGERS Fanatical religion driven to a certain point is almost as bad as none at all, but not quite.
WILL ROGERS It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts.
WILL ROGERS Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
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WILL ROGERS I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
WILL ROGERS No party is as bad as its leaders.
WILL ROGERS Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.
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WILL ROGERS If you ever injected truth into politics, you would have no politics.
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WILL ROGERS It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out the next morning that it was s...
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WILL ROGERS America is a great country, but you can't live in it for nothing.
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WILL ROGERS Live that you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an i...
WILL ROGERS America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.
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WILL ROGERS There is no argument in the world that carries the hatred that a relioious belief does. The more lea...
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get off the thing that he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing as stupid as an educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
WILL ROGERS There is nothing so stupid as an educated man, if you get him off the thing he was educated in.
WILL ROGERS I like to hear a man talk about himself because then I never hear anything, but good.
WILL ROGERS Get someone else to blow your horn and the sound will carry twice as far.
WILL ROGERS Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Never miss a good chance to shut up.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I will never joke about old soldiers who try to get to reunions to talk over the war again. To talk ...
WILL ROGERS The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
WILL ROGERS You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness.
WILL ROGERS Pain is such an uncomfortable feeling that even a tiny amount of it is enough to ruin every enjoymen...
WILL ROGERS A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.
WILL ROGERS Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.
WILL ROGERS All I know is just what I read in the papers.
WILL ROGERS Everybody is ignorant -- only on different subjects.
WILL ROGERS If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
WILL ROGERS There's no trick to being humorous when you have the whole government working for you.
WILL ROGERS Liberty doesn't work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
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WILL ROGERS When you put down the good things you ought to have done, and leave out the bad ones you did do -- w...
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WILL ROGERS My ancestors didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they were there to meet the boat.
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WILL ROGERS An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else s.
WILL ROGERS There wasn't any more truth in over half of what any so-called orator said. If it wasn't a Deliberat...
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WILL ROGERS The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
WILL ROGERS The main thing about being a hero is to know when to die.
WILL ROGERS Being a hero is about the shortest lived profession on earth.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes because somebody has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.
WILL ROGERS There is an awful lot of difference between reading something and actually seeing it, for you can ne...
WILL ROGERS Don't be misled by History, or any other unreliable source.
WILL ROGERS Even if you are on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Live so that you wouldn
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WILL ROGERS Every time a woman leaves off something she looks better, but every time a man leaves off something ...
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WILL ROGERS I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they do today.
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WILL ROGERS I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse.
WILL ROGERS This depression was deep, and you don't climb out of anything as quick as you fall in.
WILL ROGERS Lord, let me live until I die.
WILL ROGERS One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.
WILL ROGERS Things will get better -- despite our efforts to improve them.
WILL ROGERS You can't say that civilization don't advance... for in every war they kill you a new way.
WILL ROGERS There should be one day when there is open season on senators.
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WILL ROGERS With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
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WILL ROGERS You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way.
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WILL ROGERS Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold
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WILL ROGERS Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay put as long as truth.
WILL ROGERS All I know is what I read in the papers
WILL ROGERS Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf.
WILL ROGERS The only difference between death and taxes is that death doesn't get worse every time Congress meet...
WILL ROGERS The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.
WILL ROGERS The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Even when you make a tax form out on ...
WILL ROGERS Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a croo...
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WILL ROGERS Common sense ain't common.
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WILL ROGERS Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.
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WILL ROGERS Lead your life so you wouldn't be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work.
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WILL ROGERS Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
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WILL ROGERS Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
WILL ROGERS One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
WILL ROGERS A fool and his money are soon elected.
WILL ROGERS I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
WILL ROGERS Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.
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WILL ROGERS Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they do...
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WILL ROGERS If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising ...
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WILL ROGERS What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
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WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.
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WILL ROGERS Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
WILL ROGERS Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
WILL ROGERS You've got to go out on a limb sometimes because that's where the fruit is.
WILL ROGERS Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
WILL ROGERS We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.
WILL ROGERS A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth.
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WILL ROGERS Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction.
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WILL ROGERS When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.
WILL ROGERS A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
WILL ROGERS Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
WILL ROGERS People's minds are changed through observation and not through argument.
WILL ROGERS We can't all be heroes, because somebody has to sit on the curb and applaud when they go by.
WILL ROGERS The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself.
WILL ROGERS I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'
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WILL ROGERS Prohibition is better than no liquor at all.
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WILL ROGERS If the other fellow sells cheaper than you, it is called dumping. 'Course, if you sell cheaper t...
WILL ROGERS I am not a member of any organized party--I am a Democrat.
WILL ROGERS Parades should be classed as a nuisance and participants should be subject to a term in prison.
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