I think Cannes is usually pretty fair in choosing what will play well to the home festival crowd.

Apart from 'Stoned,' I can't think of a film that's made me think, 'Blimey, that should have been at Cannes.'

I think the only festival I ever went to was Warped Tour.

I think there's always been singers like that and i've done my fair share of cheese as well.

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?

With what dope I got I think it fills me in pretty well.