There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary numerals, and those who don't...
IAN STEWART First is first, and second is nowhere
IAN STEWART Religion hinges upon faith, politics hinges upon who can tell the most convincing lies or maybe just...
IAN STEWART If our brains were simple enough for us to understand them, we'd be so simple that we couldn't.
IAN STEWART Barzellette matematiche I (*)
Un biologo, uno statistico e un matematico sono seduti un caffè ...
IAN STEWART Only three constants are significant for star formation: the gravitational constant, the fine struct...
IAN STEWART We are cautious about growth in Europe in 2003,
IAN STEWART Labor costs are moderating, productivity is rising and pricing indicators are all very subdued.
IAN STEWART The forecasts have been a bit too sanguine, given that the lead indicators of input prices have been...
IAN STEWART It was pitch black. The children were sick and wetting their pants. Some elderly people were faintin...
IAN STEWART Why is it a good idea? It's sort of the natural evolution of Colonial Downs, ... We now gain control...
IAN STEWART Everything moves on and it is only natural there is another team that will come along and be better....
IAN STEWART I had a full-strength squad until three of my first team picked up knocks at training on Thursday.
IAN STEWART After going behind we started to pass the ball around and that led to us getting back into the game ...
IAN STEWART Whoever pays the consultant gets pretty much what they want to hear.
MATTHEW STEWART In one year I travelled 450,000 miles by air.
JACKIE STEWART I would have been a much more popular Wolrd Champion if I had always said what people wanted to hear...
JACKIE STEWART When there is an accident involving fire, in most cases death is caused by the inhalation of the tox...
JACKIE STEWART We have had more sales for this year's grand prix than any other, and we have been helped in tha...
JACKIE STEWART From today I am no longer a racing driver. I'm retired and I am very happy.
JACKIE STEWART I'm not going away. I'll still be very much involved in the team but not with the same numbe...
JACKIE STEWART The years I raced in were fantastic. There was so much change in the cars. We went from treaded tyre...
JACKIE STEWART Cornering is like bringing a woman to climax.
JACKIE STEWART There has been a huge advance in technology, which has improved the safety of the cars incredibly, b...
JACKIE STEWART We were racing at circuits where there were no crash barriers in front of the pits, and fuel was lyi...
JACKIE STEWART There is no doubt that Formula 1 has the best risk management of any sport and any industry in the w...
JACKIE STEWART It takes leadership to improve safety. And I started off the movement in my time, but the person who...
JACKIE STEWART Each generation has its own rendezvous with the land, for despite our fee titles and claims of owner...
STEWART UDALL More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorkers a chance to get in touch wit...
JON STEWART President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American opposition, even though much o...
JON STEWART I don't care about wealth. What seems to be upsetting is institutionalizing the advantages that ...
JON STEWART If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter program to the news.
JON STEWART Ahh, Earth Day, the only day of the year where being able to hacky-sack will get you laid.
JON STEWART If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.
JON STEWART I'm too short to host a late-night talk show. It's like the bar at an amusement-park ride. Y...
JON STEWART I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.
JON STEWART Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center.
JON STEWART McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.
JON STEWART Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Iraqi border. This is how you kn...
JON STEWART The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart b...
JON STEWART Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.
JON STEWART Insomnia is my greatest inspiration.
JON STEWART The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.
JON STEWART We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been loo...
JON STEWART I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything.
JON STEWART You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to lo...
JON STEWART If you don't stick to your values when they're being tested, they're not values: they...
JON STEWART I think, with suits and clothes, if you keep them long enough, they all come back in fashion.
ROD STEWART As time went on, I did campaign to lighten the character a little bit, to introduce some romance int...
PATRICK STEWART William Shatner has one style. We have completely contrasting personalities. We're very good fri...
PATRICK STEWART We had some very distinguished fans: I know one chancellor of a major university who used to schedul...
PATRICK STEWART Wouldn't it be grand if we thought that theater could have that impact on the political life of ...
PATRICK STEWART I never had teenage years. I guess because I was seen to be more adult than anybody around me.
PATRICK STEWART I've met actors where you think, if only you could just clean up your act and get it together, p...
PATRICK STEWART As the captain, I was going to be having the dominant role in most of the episodes, and that was app...
PATRICK STEWART It still frightens me a little bit to think that so much of my life was totally devoted to Star Trek...
PATRICK STEWART I was brought up in a very poor and very violent household. I spent much of my childhood being afrai...
PATRICK STEWART I had come to the point when I realized it was unlikely that my film career was going to move beyond...
PATRICK STEWART I've often reflected on this in the past weeks as I've been following the presidential campa...
PATRICK STEWART During my time we had two chairman of the joint chiefs of staff, at different times of course, on th...
PATRICK STEWART Encouraging people to believe in it was the most important thing of all. It's one of the reasons...
PATRICK STEWART Whenever the lion fish in the fish tank in the captain's ready room died it was always a sad mom...
PATRICK STEWART I don't do impersonations. I can do a wounded elephant! I can do a really good cow! And because ...
PATRICK STEWART The truth of the matter is, all of those guys on Star Trek: The Next Generation actually want to be ...
PATRICK STEWART I wasn't campaigning for a role in a Hollywood television series, it was a fluke. So you've ...
PATRICK STEWART I would like to see us get this place right first before we have the arrogance to put significantly ...
PATRICK STEWART I wouldn't know a space-time continuum or warp core breach if they got into bed with me.
PATRICK STEWART The only still center of my life is Macbeth. To go back to doing this bloody, crazed, insane mass-mu...
PATRICK STEWART It is what you do from now on that will either move our civilization forward a few tiny steps, or el...
PATRICK STEWART One day, out of irritation, I said, you know all of those years with the Royal Shakespeare Company, ...
PATRICK STEWART My big brother still thinks he's a better singer than me.
ROD STEWART Last Wednesday, I stupidly dropped my iPhone in the bath, and my life has sort of spiraled almost ou...
PATRICK STEWART If, in our haste to 'progress,' the economics of ecology are disregarded by citizens and pol...
STEWART UDALL I don't think people expect Bruce Springsteen to come out in a pink satin jacket, but Rod Stewar...
ROD STEWART This is what you call a tie. We have one yes, one no.
AINSLEY STEWART He put us in a bad spot.
AINSLEY STEWART It's a routine thing they do to break you. It chills free speech. Your hands are tied now.
AINSLEY STEWART I would not advocate going back on strike.
AINSLEY STEWART Members beat him up from all sides, left, right and center. I've never seen anything like it. By the...
AINSLEY STEWART I went over before the British Open and played Valderrama thinking that I might make the team, might...
PAYNE STEWART For the first five years of my life, I grew up in a log cabin in coastal British Columbia in a very ...
STEWART BUTTERFIELD I was born in a little town called Lund in British Columbia. It's like a fishing village. My par...
STEWART BUTTERFIELD Likewise, with solar, especially here in California, we're discovering that the 80 solar farm sc...
STEWART BRAND I am not a rock star or a movie star; I'm a businessperson. I definitely know who my friends are...
MARTHA STEWART We all get so caught up in the moment of what we're doing every day, it's hard to hit that r...
TONY STEWART Everyone seems to have this awareness of Charlie Chaplin because he was a really good businessman wh...
FRENCH STEWART You've got to have this burning desire in your chest to succeed.
ROD STEWART We mislead ourselves when we pretend we can make someone into an effective manager by putting them t...
MATTHEW STEWART This is the most important case I have ever tried.
AL STEWART You reach out your hand, but you're all alone, in those time passages.
AL STEWART Whoever you pretend to be, you must face yourself eventually.
AL STEWART Look to the past and remember no empire rises that sooner or later won't fall.
AL STEWART She comes out of the sun in a silk dress, running like a water color in the rain.
AL STEWART She doesn't give you time for questions as she locks up your arms in hers. And you follow till your ...
AL STEWART Nothing that's forced can ever be right, if it doesn't come naturally, leave it.
AL STEWART We measure our days out in steps of uncertainty not turning to see how far we've come. And peer down...
AL STEWART Jimi Hendrix played loud and free, Sergeant Pepper was real to me.
AL STEWART I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on se...
KRISTEN STEWART Nuclear energy people perceive the greenhouse effect as a fresh wind blowing at their back.
STEWART UDALL The best way of forgetting how you think you feel is to concentrate on what you know you know.
MARY STEWART I wish I knew what I know now before.
ROD STEWART When fantasy turns you on, you're obligated to God and nature to start doing it right away.
STEWART BRAND We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.
STEWART UDALL The mills of God work like lightning compared with the law.
MARY STEWART I think what I do is borderline art. Most people who do borderline art have to have other jobs, so I...
STEWART LEE It's funny. When we were alive we spent much of our time staring up at the cosmos and wondering what...
JON STEWART I was never a good-looking bloke. Not by a long chalk.
ROD STEWART Bloggers create kind of a popularity. But they are not the experts, and we have to understand that.
MARTHA STEWART Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians ca...
JON STEWART The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.
JON STEWART Never treat your audience as customers, always as partners.
JIMMY STEWART If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, b...
JON STEWART I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in abo...
JON STEWART You can tempt me, desert me, or cause me great pain; you can create a dark world that my cause me to...
CHRIS STEWART There are few men more superstitious than soldiers. They are, after all, the men who live closest to...
MARY STEWART It is harder to kill a whisper than even a shouted calumny.
MARY STEWART Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road...
STEWART BRAND When a fantasy turns you on, you're obligated to God and nature to start doing it right away.
STEWART BRAND If I had my career over again? Maybe I'd say to myself, speed it up a little.
JIMMY STEWART Remember you are just an extra in everyone else's play.
STEWART EMERY You can't put equipment on your gravestone. * Ian Stewart's father about the risks he was taking.
MR STEWART Just every moment with Dick Cheney has been my favorite. Here's what I wonder about Dick Cheney, and...
JON STEWART Historic in a good sense, not historic in a sense of 'so we dropped bombs on everyone.'
JON STEWART Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they are just afraid of a thousand g...
JON STEWART We don't consider ourselves equal opportunity anythings, because that's not - you know, that's the b...
JON STEWART For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't… you know, it's inter...
JON STEWART But we are at war, and we here at THE DAILY SHOW will do our best to keep you informed of any late-b...
JON STEWART Yes! Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunishe...
JON STEWART When a fantasy turns you on, you're obligated to God and nature to start doing it right away.
STEWART BRAND When a fantasy turns you on, you're obligated to God and nature to start doing it - right away
STEWART BRAND GOP strategists hope the revelation of Kerry's wealth might debunk his status as a, quote, man of th...
JON STEWART Abortion is inherently different from other medical procedures because no other procedure involves t...
POTTER STEWART Censorship reflects a society's lack of confidence in itself.
POTTER STEWART Censorship reflects a society's lack of confidence in itself. It is a hallmark of an authoritarian r...
POTTER STEWART You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were sw...
JON STEWART Having played many roles of scientific intellect I do have an empathy for that world. It's been ...
PATRICK STEWART I never feel any aggravation from the public.
ROD STEWART I support Alice Waters in her desire that there be a vegetable garden at the White House. I don'...
MARTHA STEWART If a relationship is going wrong, if a marriage is going wrong, the answer cannot simply be to say, ...
RORY STEWART I've now got a 35,000-word document of quotes from people who hate me, a lot from the 'Guard...
STEWART LEE Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're looking at marijuana...
JON STEWART Nothing is too controversial, but you have to think about how to do it with sensitivity. I don't...
STEWART LEE Cherish sunsets, wild creatures and wild places. Have a love affair with the wonder and beauty of th...
STEWART UDALL I love cities. New York, Montreal, London, Amsterdam, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Singapore, Sydney, Melbourne...
STEWART BUTTERFIELD Like ministers of information, consultants condense the message, smooth out the dissonances, unify t...
MATTHEW STEWART Yes, I'm a patriotic person. For these people who disgrace the American way and burn our flag an...
PAYNE STEWART The evening sings in a voice of amber, the dawn is surely coming.
AL STEWART I have a microphone on one ankle and an ankle bracelet on the other, so I'm well balanced today.
MARTHA STEWART People are disappointed when they hear my American accent because they regard 'The Police' a...
STEWART COPELAND In New York, I get a tremendous amount of ideas by looking at the paintings and the sculptures, adap...
MARTHA STEWART In my life, there have been people that I was convinced would be around forever, and yet, somehow th...
ALANA STEWART The more storage you have, the more stuff you accumulate.
ALEXIS STEWART Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business...
STEWART UDALL I never stop making sure that what I say is the best of what could be said about a particular thing....
MARTHA STEWART I'm thrilled to be asked to host the Academy Awards for the second time because, as they say, th...
JON STEWART I have planted over 6,000 trees at home in Scotland, some of them oak. I'd like my children to b...
RORY STEWART About 80 percent of the photos on Flickr are public and searchable by everyone. In one sense, it'...
STEWART BUTTERFIELD I am quite shy and people think I'm aloof.
KRISTEN STEWART Censorship reflects a society's lack of confidence in itself.
POTTER STEWART Ethics is knowing the difference between what you have a right to do and what is right to do.
POTTER STEWART To force a lawyer on a defendant can only lead him to believe that the law contrives against him.
POTTER STEWART In fact, a fundamental interdependence exists between the personal right to liberty and the personal...
POTTER STEWART Swift justice demands more than just swiftness.
POTTER STEWART A person's mere propinquity to others independently suspected of criminal activity does not give...
POTTER STEWART It must always be remembered that what the Constitution forbids is not all searches and seizures, bu...
POTTER STEWART The dichotomy between personal liberties and property rights is a false one. Property does not have ...
POTTER STEWART The 4th Amendment and the personal rights it secures have a long history. At the very core stands th...
POTTER STEWART I shall not today attempt further to define the kinds of material but I know it when I see it.
POTTER STEWART Fairness is what justice really is.
POTTER STEWART Why is it that if you take advantage of a corporate tax break you're a smart businessman, but if...
JON STEWART I think romance is anything honest. As long as it's honest, it's so disarming.
KRISTEN STEWART Growing up in the '60s and early '70s, with the space flight and the Apollo program, I alway...
STEWART O'NAN Wherever I was in the world, at the beginning of every consulting project, one thing was certain: I ...
MATTHEW STEWART I would eventually leave the business in 1999 to work full-time as a writer, but during the previous...
MATTHEW STEWART I go into it with the attitude that I'm not going to look at my leg, and as soon as they get the...
TONY STEWART I am a racer. I'm not a race car driver. I am a racer. I race. That's what I do. I don't...
TONY STEWART I grew up in Solihull, on the edge of what was then the Birmingham conurbation. It was a good place ...
STEWART LEE I've aged well because I've had to take care of myself.
ALANA STEWART I found that Scottishness and Englishness are actually strong, instinctive things, whatever the hist...
RORY STEWART I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house...
JON STEWART A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and there comes a time when it is wrong, a...
STEWART ALSOP The only reason I look back is to check if I've been doing something wrong. I look at things fro...
STEWART LEE You go through life wondering what is it all about but at the end of the day it's all about fami...
ROD STEWART My mom was a professional fitness competitor, so I go into the gym with her. I train with my dad and...
BOOBOO STEWART It's hard to actually take details from your personal life and apply them a scene because, as mu...
KRISTEN STEWART I really, specifically, love acting, and I think it's a really cool thing to be really indulgent...
KRISTEN STEWART I would never cheapen my relationships by talking about them.
KRISTEN STEWART I have brothers, and that so-called boyish quality was something that I was deathly self-conscious a...
KRISTEN STEWART But, I'm kind of a control freak. I get really freaked out if I don't know what's going ...
KRISTEN STEWART I want a cheeseburger so badly, but I have to be a vampire in a few weeks.
KRISTEN STEWART I would have been very happy just working from job to job, paying my rent one movie at a time. I nev...
KRISTEN STEWART I do want to work on writing, because writing's a skill. Writing is something that you can train...
KRISTEN STEWART It's a funny thing: You want so badly for people to see what you do - you're proud of it - a...
KRISTEN STEWART Girls are scary. Large groups of girls scare the crap out of me.
KRISTEN STEWART Success is always something completely different to people. I feel like I've succeeded, if I'...
KRISTEN STEWART Sure, 'Twilight' is really huge right now and everybody's freaking out over it, but it w...
KRISTEN STEWART I had to act in a school play when I was about ten years old. I really didn't want to do it. But...
KRISTEN STEWART I have really bad luck with my thumbs. It plagues me, actually. It drives me crazy! Both of them are...
KRISTEN STEWART I go outside, and I'm wearing a funky T-shirt and my hair is dirty, and people say, 'What...
KRISTEN STEWART I just really am trying, trying, all the time. But I like to be scared. I love to suddenly feel out ...
KRISTEN STEWART