I think I got off on the wrong planet. Beam me up Scotty, there's no rational life here.

Of course I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm wrong.

I'm not passive aggressive. If something bothers me, I think about it, then I act on it. I express it.

On a planet that increasingly resembles one huge Maximum Security prison, the only intelligent choice is to plan a jail break.

I got a lot of empathy from my mother growing up, and I think it prevented me from ever really just writing people off.

I think I have a natural, if I can say that, got a kind of natural ability in comedy.