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I think I'm a good dad. It's hard. Ultimately, it's our kids that have the final word. So we'll have to ask them.


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FRANCINE RIVERS All my way through college, I worked my way as a window dresser for Lord & Taylor, so I always l...
JOAN RIVERS Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.
JOAN RIVERS Every comedian is furious. Age makes me angry. I'm unhappy at not being able to open packages an...
JOAN RIVERS I felt alone out there, like I was on a desert island. I felt like Gilligan.
MICKEY RIVERS Me and George and Billy are two of a kind. (on his relationship with George Steinbrenner and Billy M...
MICKEY RIVERS People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, ...
JOAN RIVERS The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
JOAN RIVERS Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present.
JOAN RIVERS I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
JOAN RIVERS Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly — h...
JOAN RIVERS These guys are so old they're eligible for meals on wheels.
MICKEY RIVERS He came at me but he got the wrong chicken,
JOAN RIVERS It's been so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up whom.
JOAN RIVERS I just want to know. Who got all the jewelry?
JOAN RIVERS The nice thing about Viagra is that they are proving men can go blind on it, so you can gain weight ...
JOAN RIVERS I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman under...
JOAN RIVERS After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.
JOAN RIVERS I was not a pretty child. I developed humor to be accepted.
JOAN RIVERS And then my dog came and sat in my lap. I knew I had to hang in there for Spike.
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