I think I'm just like a lot of people who had nothing. We had to amuse ourselves, so we had to become amusing.

I'm not an impressionist, per se, but if you do any kind of comedy - and they ask you to do that, most of the time - there's some degree of appreciation, I think, involving somebody you like.

For her to pin all that on me is unfair. You'd think she was on the payroll of my ex-wife's divorce lawyer, pushing every button you could find.

I think we are living in paradise with regards to the ways we can amuse ourselves, communicate. We have such a richness of possibilities.

I think it's pretty normal that there are a lot of people out there who don't like us.

I think a lot of people who say they are bisexual aren't.