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Chris Colfer The Land of Stories

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EOIN COLFER Good. Illegal is always faster.
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EOIN COLFER Orion brightened. "I have an idea."

"Yes?" said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Art...
EOIN COLFER I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any tim...
EOIN COLFER No, mademoiselle, I would not like to see the children's menu. I have no doubt that the children's m...
EOIN COLFER Other men look up and down, left and right; but men like us are different. We are visionaries.
EOIN COLFER A CD. How quaint. We have these in museums.
EOIN COLFER That was horrible. Horrible. That poor little guy."
Pex was unrepentant. "Yeah, well, he asked ...
EOIN COLFER Thankfully the rest of the world assumed that the Irish were crazy, a theory that the Irish themselv...
EOIN COLFER What many people don't know about 'Peter Pan' is that it's a very violent book and H...
EOIN COLFER Orion nodded, then asked, “Dwarf cheese?”
“Cheese made by dwarfs.”
“Oh,” said ...
EOIN COLFER Why no aggressive action?" Foaly squirmed in a harness built for two-legged creatures. "Oh yes, why ...
EOIN COLFER Holly is alive,' thought Foaly
'My princess lives,'exulted Orion. 'And we're chasing a dragon
EOIN COLFER Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?
EOIN COLFER So if you're not Artemis Fowl, then who are you?"

The boy extended a dripping hand straig...
EOIN COLFER How do I love thee? wondered Orion. "Let me see. I love thee passionately and eternally...obviously ...
EOIN COLFER I feel a little dizzy," said Orion. "But also wonderfully elated. I feel that I am on the verge of f...
EOIN COLFER I don't suppose you would consider peaceful surrender?
EOIN COLFER Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!
EOIN COLFER Orion sniffed. "Good. Then, Worthy Centaur, perhaps you could give me a ride to the village on your ...
EOIN COLFER It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.
EOIN COLFER Hey, look—your girlfriend is saying something."
Artemis had a vast mental reserve of s...
EOIN COLFER Foaly: Anyone see you come in here?
Holly: The FBI, CIA, NSA, DEA, MI6. Oh, and the EIB.
EOIN COLFER If you were me, then I'd be you, and if I were you, then I'd hide somewhere far away.
EOIN COLFER If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.
EOIN COLFER Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?"
Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have trav...
EOIN COLFER Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on...
EOIN COLFER