I think it's just funny, the things that come out of people's mouths, whether it's a politician, whether it's an average person on the street - and to be honest with you, sometimes these politicians sound like average people on the street.
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JOHNNIE COCHRAN It's true; I have a skill and it's... it has not related to acting, it's not related to ... TIM ALLEN Pure entertainment is not an egotistical lady singing boring songs onstage for two hours and people ... ANDY KAUFMAN On some level, acting is the art of pretend, and you have to have a highly cultivated sense of imagi... STEPHEN LANG Being so doopity! It's awesome. And I think it's just one of the reasons that people should ... JOHN CENA Are you taking us to the beach?" - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON It's always on everyone's list, like, 'What's New Orleans like?' I think people ... SUNG KANG I just feel like, with rappers, there's so much complacency. It's like, 'Oh, I'm a r... J. COLE Whether it's working on five or 10 different things at the same time, I've got to stay in pe... BUSTA RHYMES On my best day, I cannot do Scottish people. I don't even believe that's a real accent, to b... RUSSELL PETERS It's just so hard sometimes to work out where people stand on these things. I mean, isn't th... ELIZABETH JOAN SMITH I do come across people who don't like me, don't like my comedy, don't think it's fu... DEMETRI MARTIN The weekend after 'Kimmy' started streaming on Netflix, I did notice a definite difference i... ELLIE KEMPER I make these little films. I'm just a working person. I just study people a little bit more. It&... JULIE DELPY Sometimes I make things that people have very strong responses to. Whether that's art, I don'... BEN KATCHOR I think when 'The Simpsons' first came on, there was an uproar. People got used to it. They ... MATT GROENING Sometimes, whether you like it or not, people elevate you. It's real easy to fall. EDDIE VEDDER I think everything's experimental whether you like it or not. I think that people who do generic... BILL LASWELL I think it's funny how excited people can get about things I say that don't have anything to... RON POPE There's sadness to anyone that dies before their time, and specifically ones that seem to affect... CHRIS CORNELL It looks ancient," - Amy Cahill JUDE WATSON The Wall Street Dow Jones up and down thing that's moving when the stock market's open? That... ERIC CHURCH Watch the walls come down, whether it's in the South or on Wall Street. When the walls come down... JESSE JACKSON I write what I think is funny and I write from a sense of popping a balloon or a sense of injustice,... DENIS LEARY I am fascinated by the whole process of what it's like to be alive, whether it's unbelievabl... CHARLOTTE RAMPLING It's sometimes said that I'm rebellious and I do things to push people's buttons, but I ... MARC JACOBS I think life is sort of like a competition, whether it's in sports, or it's achieving in sch... SANFORD I. WEILL If it's not messy and it doesn't drip over the sides, it's not a holiday hot chocolate -... ALEX GUARNASCHELLI This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people stop me and say th... RORY MCILROY Your average person in Illinois doesn't really even know what workers' comp is. The average ... BRUCE RAUNER But what I'm very interested in, whether it's writing, whether it's hosting a show, whet... EDDIE HUANG It's difficult to feel that people are looking at you in the street. I don't like the fuss. AUDREY TAUTOU I think that connection with humans is so important. Sometimes I'll do this monologue and talk t... CHET FAKER I do think there are some actors that can get away with trying to be funny, and they're still fu... CONSTANCE WU I'm basically different things to different people. If it's a guy, I'm-a probably have m... THE NOTORIOUS B.I.G. Wall Street has played a role in everyone's life, and it has been vilified by everyone, but I th... DOUGLAS BRUNT It's fundamental to succeed in coming into contact with your subject. Whether it's a big Hol... DOUGLAS KIRKLAND It's easier, as a white person, to be silent about racial injustice. It's easier. On paper. ... MACKLEMORE I don't care if the average guy on the street really knows what I'm like, as long as he know... DON RICKLES Whether you like it or not, you're forced to come to the realisation that death is out there. Bu... CLINT EASTWOOD It's funny how people who ain't never been down there can think that America is so fair and ... ICE CUBE I asked my daughter when she was 16, What's the buzz on the street with the kids? She's goin... ACE FREHLEY How I thrive is very simple. My son brought my perspective back to focusing on and appreciating the ... TIA MOWRY You know, I do speak the Queens English. It's just the wrong Queens that's all. It's ove... CYNDI LAUPER The most common thing over the years is, 'What's it like to work with David Lynch?' That... MADCHEN AMICK When I see people on the street, I look at how they walk. It's like a signature, a fingerprint. MIKHAIL BARYSHNIKOV Everyone Instagrams all the people they are with. I get that it's part of the job. But there'... EDIE CAMPBELL 'Funny People' is my favorite performance of myself to date. Even though it's a comedy a... JONAH HILL And it's sad because it's like a surprise to people - almost an anomaly - when artists are a... VANESSA CARLTON You can't have people making decisions about the future of the world who are scientifically illi... NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON One of the interesting things about the Ozarks is you just about don't have street crime. It'... DANIEL WOODRELL Here's an interesting thing about L.A. - it's overrun with black widow spiders. I could find... DOMINIC MONAGHAN It doesn't do much good to have a quality image, whether it's with the facility or whether i... JAMES SINEGAL Everybody can't have the life of a normal, average American person in India - they can't. So... ARUNDHATI ROY I think it's one of those funny things - sometimes you're not really friends with somebody u... MARK VALLEY I guess I'm just the kind of person who likes to do it all. It's fun to put on the writer... DREW GODDARD I was in a movie called 'Vanishing on 7th Street,' and that was my first leading role in a m... JACOB LATIMORE It SMELLS ancient," - Dan Cahill JUDE WATSON Palm trees were fanned by a warm, light breeze, and they rolled down their windows to smell the sea. JUDE WATSON It's people politics, people dynamics that make a show really good, whether it's 'Desper... ESAI MORALES I'm like a mechanic. If you break down and phone the AA, they'll come to you whether it'... EDDIE MARSAN I mean it's funny, playing music, how of course you want it to do well, you want them to like it... EDDIE VAN HALEN I always find Victoria's Secret models a bit weird. EDIE CAMPBELL Almost everything worthwhile carries with it some sort of risk, whether it's starting a new busi... CHRIS HADFIELD Me being so open just helps other people. People feel like they know me so much that they can talk t... KEHLANI Let's head out to the ruins." - Dan Cahill ROLAND SMITH I think there's something in the fact that it's hard to be good looking and funny. You have ... CHRIS O'DOWD I think people appreciate a songwriter who shows different sides. The whole angst thing is cool, but... KATY PERRY With TV, you just have to finish the days and get the episodes out. And it's always going to be ... DYLAN O'BRIEN You can't just blame things on evil. Everyone's a human, so when people say that somebody... ERIC JOHNSON I've spent half my life in gyms, if not more, and I love physical fitness and health; couple tha... STEVE NASH If it's just screaming - and I know this sounds so ridiculous - that gets old. But sometimes whe... ROBERT PATTINSON When you come into my pieces, it's not an intellectual experience, it's a physical experienc... BILL VIOLA The great majority of Baghdad is a slum - a lot of it's new, but it's still slum. It's u... P. J. O'ROURKE Some of my fans don't really like it when I respond to people who say things that are trying to ... RICKIE FOWLER So that's why one of my rules of parody writing is that it's gotta be funny regardless of wh... AL YANKOVIC You renew yourself every day. Sometimes you're successful, sometimes your not, but it's the ... SATYA NADELLA What's that show? 'TMZ'? They stand there and say, 'I've got this on this person... ANDRE LEON TALLEY I think when a musician loses their inhibition and dives deep into their soul, that's a prayer. ... ARTURO O'FARRILL People often can't separate, or can't understand, that to be funny is to be serious; it'... NICK CAVE I try to be as honest and open as I am with everything that I do because it's just, um, It helps... JAMIE FOXX It strikes me as a sound, honest statement for a prospective voter to say: 'Look, I haven't ... JEFF GREENFIELD There's a lot of things that are good in Scientology, because I wouldn't have been in it. An... LEAH REMINI I do think sometimes there's danger in guest appearance mania. I've seen too many examples t... EZRA KOENIG It used to be that people would watch TV shows because they knew the characters would stay the same.... BRYAN CRANSTON I get myself a gig somewhere, whether it's in a club, whether it's in a bar, it doesn't ... DEBBIE HARRY If you feel comfortable in what you're wearing, you'll look your best, and I think that'... AERIN LAUDER I don't think it's healthy to buy into hype in any form, whether it's positive or negati... ELIZABETH DEBICKI Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids ... BILLY BOB THORNTON He doesn't make it so complicated but just really allows the lyric to come through even though t... DEBORAH COX I just love the idea of ordinary people doing extraordinary things, whether it's the success of ... 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JESSE EISENBERG When journalists and politicians speak of a dwindling middle class that's under economic assault... JESSE JACKSON Everybody is playing games. There are games now for pretty much every age, every demographic. JESSE SCHELL I've jumped out of an airplane 34 times. I've dove 212 feet under water. I've done a lot... JESSE VENTURA When you drink fluoridated water, you're drinking liquid Prozac. You drink enough of it, even th... JESSE VENTURA There's great disparity between who goes to college and who goes to jail. Who lives long and who... JESSE JACKSON When you take on a role, even if the character is somebody that you are dissimilar to, you have to i... JESSE EISENBERG I'm against the draft. I believe we should have a professional military; it might be smaller, bu... JESSE VENTURA My mother was not the cook in the family. My dad was. I'd watch him behind the grill, and I said... JESSE MCCARTNEY Disabled people need more invested in their education, housing, job training, transportation, assist... JESSE VENTURA If you went to Harvard Medical School, chances are you'll be a doctor at some place. There's... JESSE EISENBERG You give me a waterboard, Dick Cheney and one hour, and I'll have him confess to the Sharon Tate... JESSE VENTURA I have metal in my body, so every time I go to an airport, the metal detector goes off. JESSE VENTURA Trying to catch hold of yourself is a fool's errand. There is no you, only a series of former yo... JESSE KELLERMAN Leadership has a harder job to do than just choose sides. It must bring sides together. JESSE JACKSON Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up. JESSE JACKSON Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dung... JESSE JACKSON I CAN is 100 times more important than IQ JESSE JACKSON I'm not really putting this very well. My point is this: This book contains precisely zero Important... JESSE ANDREWS Write something to suit yourself and many people will like it; write something to suit everybody and... JESSE STUART If you don't try to win you might as well hold the Olympics in somebody's back yard. The thrill of c... JESSE OWENS The idea of selling out is not so much a dollar amount, but are you sacrificing the service to the c... JESSE SANCHEZ People ask me what my hobbies are in interviews, and I always say biking. But all I bike for is to g... JESSE EISENBERG The battles that count aren't the ones for gold medals. The struggles within yourself -- the invisi... JESSE OWENS The governor does not stand to gain from this matter being delayed. I've met with governors who are ... JESSE JACKSON