I think maybe it's time for liberals to not start weeping when I say things like 'retard' or 'illegal alien.'

While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.

Liberals love America like O.J. loved Nicole.

It's a rule of 'Deadhead-dom' to claim to hate Donna Godchaux and always say, 'Phil makes the band,' though I think that pronouncement was proved inaccurate after Jerry died.

The reason any conservative's failing is always major news is that it allows liberals to engage in their very favorite taunt: Hypocrisy! Hypocrisy is the only sin that really inflames them. Inasmuch as liberals have no morals, they can sit back and criticize other people for failing to meet the standards that liberals simply renounce. It's an intriguing strategy. By openly admitting to being philanderers, draft dodgers, liars, weasels and cowards, liberals avoid ever being hypocrites

But all liberals only have empathy for the exact same victims -- always the ones that are represented by powerful liberal interest groups