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JOSH HIGLEY Weigh your words carefully. They may tip the balance."
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CHAUCER I thought I did pretty well. I think our defense as a whole played pretty good.
DEANGELO HALL Our problem right now is putting the ball in play and playing defense.
GARY GRIFFIN I'm very pleased. I've got goose bumps right now just thinking about it. I'm starting to see the tea...
WADE WILSON I think they could be the best team in the tournament with the way they're playing right now. They'r...
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DAMON SUBLETT As far as the fouls go, we are not going to rely on anyone else to make the calls for us.
DAN QUINN I think we still have a pretty solid defense one through six.
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JAVIER TORRES We all think there is a formula, (but) as long as we love our children, that's really the only solid...
JADA PINKETT SMITH The team is pumped up right now. We would challenge any team in the state right now. I think we're a...
KURT KUCHENBROD Surveys have shown going back as far as you and I can remember that people have perceived a leftward...
BRIT HUME He's definitely made his mark. I think for Jeff the best is yet to come. I think he is going to blos...
CINDY VIRDO I think our plan right now is to do Flagler first.
WILLIAM LEIDY Our defense gets into people and wants to get after it as a team and flow as one.
JACOB CAREY We're going through some stuff right now, but I don't think anyone has gotten down. I think we'll ge...
CHARLES SHARON As far as we are concerned, we Syria have not changed.
BASHAR AL-ASSAD As far as the style, I was fascinated by surrealism.
MARK MOTHERSBAUGH As far as I know, I have no pride of opinion.
ALBERT J. NOCK Nothing trumps honesty, as far as I'm concerned.
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JENN DAVIS I think we're a little deeper this year. Our pitching is a little bit more solid now, from top to bo...
TED WHITE Our defense has been solid. It's basically the mainstay of our team. Our offense is usually right th...
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ZYGMUNT BAUMAN I am not a lobbyist. I am not a political activist. I am not a leader, as far as I'm concerned.
JOSE ANTONIO VARGAS I'm not funny. Never have been and, as far as I can tell, I never will be.
DAVID DOBKIN Within the 20, there's only 30 yards to work with, which is an advantage for the defense. As the sea...
LANGSTON WALKER I think Stratford is our better shot right now.
BOB PIDGEON Gap is a quality team. Right now, they're playing as well as anybody. We're going to need another st...
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MIKA We're pretty solid in our roles right now and know what each guy is expected to do when we play.
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BRANDON HUSSEY I pushed the envelope as far as it needed to be pushed, and now it's on the floor, and people se...
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JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine."
I looked over at my answerin...
JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai...
JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.
JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c...
JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
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