I think our generation has been called to apathy just as our grandparents were called to defeat fascism and the baby boomers were called to get divorced and fuck around for most of their adult lives before bankrupting the entire goddamn country when they retire. But we have the chance to do something really special here. Imagine a world where people didn’t care enough to go to war over anything. Where some guy gets up in the morning and says, “I know God wants me to kill the infidels and keep gay people from marrying each other, but I just don’t give a shit. I’m going back to bed.” It would be paradise on earth. This is our mission. I think we can make it happen, but I really don’t care either way. And that’s called hope.
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PAUL HAWKEN The more sand has escaped from the hourglass of our life, the clearer we should see through it. JEAN PAUL Traditionally, our ancestors boiled mushrooms in water to make a soothing tea. Boiling served severa... PAUL STAMETS Jazz came to America three hundred years ago in chains. PAUL WHITEMAN In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that n... PAUL DIRAC It rarely adds anything to say, "In my opinion" -- not even modesty. Naturally a sentence is only y... PAUL GOODMAN The look of a king is itself a deed. JEAN PAUL A universe that came from nothing in the big bang will disappear into nothing at the big crunch. Its... PAUL DAVIES You can't be as old as I am without waking up with a surprised look on your face every morning: ... PAUL NEWMAN