I think our police are excellent, probably because I have not done anything that has occasioned being beaten up by these good men.

They are an excellent team. They beat Alton and we know how good Alton was this year. They've beaten some good teams and have played very well this season.

Breakfast is a notoriously difficult meal to serve with a flourish.

Congealed fat is pretty much the same, irrespective of the delicacy around which it is concealed.

In moments of considerable strain, I tend to take to bread-and-butter pudding. There is something about the blandness of soggy bread, the crispness of the golden outer crust and the unadulterated pleasure of a lightly set custard that makes the world seem a better place to live.

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer