I think quite spiritually of myself. I feel like I'm here to support the human evolution.

I'm really clear about what my life mission is now. There's no more depression or lethargy, and I feel like I've returned to the athlete I once was. I'm integrating all the parts of me - jock, musician, writer, poet, philosopher - and becoming stronger as a result.

I feel... sexier, I think, with short hair. I feel like an alien!

Someone like Amy Poehler, I don't know, but I feel like I know her. I think everyone feels like they know her.

I feel like a human pinata. The disappointing thing is, no candy is going to spill out.

I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.