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I think the kids played really hard. But we missed some shots there that we normally make. That was the difference in the game.


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CHARLES BUKOWSKI This was a hard game; it was hard fought. We played through bad calls and missed shots. They played ...
MYRON CORBETT We've got some kids who can put the ball in the basket, that didn't tonight, ... We missed (too) man...
KEITH WILLIS We played with intensity the entire game. But our shots didn't fall and we missed tons of free throw...
CONNIE WEST I thought the first half defense was very good. I wish we could have scored some points there to get...
KRIS KLEEMAN I'm very proud of our guys. They played hard all the way through the whole game. They never gave up....
JOEY MARTIN I thought we missed a lot of shots that put us in a bind. We did not execute too well on offense, bu...
LOUISE JOHNSON It was a hard game. I've missed some shots before, but not like that. I was kind of mad at myself.
HATILA PASSOS It was kind of a ho-hum game. I don?t think we really played very well at all. We missed a bunch of ...
DAVID HEARD I think I played well today. I just missed some really important shots.
DINARA SAFINA He blocked a few shots and I think we started looking for him and missed some easy ones. Those are t...
DWIGHT TAYLOR They outplayed us down the stretch. We didn't play in the fourth quarter. That was the difference in...
CHARLES BERRY We needed to make some plays that we missed in order to win. We had a few mental mistakes, but I was...
BRIAN LEMPOLA I thought the kids really played hard, especially on defense. But Red Oak hit some shots to stay out...
DALE SCOTT We had the shots, we just missed a lot of shots. It's hard to believe we played good defense and we ...
JAMIE ROLLINS We didn't handle the pressure very well. And then they hit big free throws down the stretch and we m...
GENE SMITH I thought our kids played hard and it was a hard-fought game. But there were about three or four pos...
CASEY DACUS It wasn't the best game that we played; it was very slow-paced. We tried really hard, but sometimes ...
KATIE MCMAHON We had chances to tie that game tonight. I think we had a couple 8-meter shots that we missed that I...
KARIN BROWER My girls played hard, they didn't give up. They put themselves in position to win the ball game but ...
JOHN BRAHAM That was the difference - they made their shots down the stretch and we missed ours.
DONALD THOMPSON I think we played a full 60 (Sunday). I think we were tense the first game and we couldn't bury our ...
LES BORSHEIM We won't spend a whole lot of time with it. If there were shots that we don't normally take maybe, b...
BO RYAN He hustled, plain and simply. He played hard. He was one of the guys that played like he normally pl...
SIDNEY LOWE He was a little more passive than usual. He missed some shots that he normally makes.
MIKE D'ANTONI We're getting better. We learned a lesson with our last game (against Duke). We missed some shots, m...
ILIAN EVTIMOV I wanted to run the ball and that is normally what we do in Cromwell. But Dave Foster, my assistant,...
JEFF GRONNER They had double the kids that we had out there, but we had seven kids that worked hard on the court ...
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GARY F EVANS... If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y...
GARY F EVANS... We played hard, and I was really glad that my kids stayed composed.
BRUCE VIENS I thought the kids played hard. We had couple that missed some days of practice. The competition ton...
JAMES CARTER The game was very evenly played and we had some opportunities that we missed. I am pleased with the ...
JOE CARLSON Normally we make that big run and run off and hide, but Serena would have no part of that. Serena pl...
DOUG EVANS We played hard all the way to the end. We fought and fought and fought but turnovers and missed shot...
JOSH PARKER We missed more than our share of shots close to the basket in that second quarter in particular. So ...
DENNIS CROMER We missed some opportunities in the red zone, and they hurt. And we missed some tackles that led to ...
DAVE VESTAL We didn't make our shots. We tried to make a run in the third quarter, but we missed too many easy s...
LANCE VALLEY They did a really good job on defense. We missed some open shots and I made a key turnover late in t...
JARED JEFFRIES We had a game plan to not get beat off penetration and to make their guys shoot the ball over us. Fo...
ERIC JONES We really stepped up the defensive pressure and it paid off. We came out in the first quarter and sh...
ED PATRICK I thought we played hard. But South Shore played hard too. Give them credit. They were able to play ...
DON MORELAND Offensively we struggled a bit in the first half, but defensively we played well throughout the game...
DICK FRANTI We missed shots. We missed shots, we missed shots, we missed shots. We had opportunities, and the gu...
JODY STEMKOSKI In the second half, I think the difference was that we didn't finish shots. I thought our execution ...
DEB PATTERSON Our kids played hard, but we were missing bodies in the first half that would have really influenced...
CARYN MACKENZIE The kids played really hard and I told them after the game that showed tremendous heart in coming ba...
HENRY MYAR They missed a lot of easy shots that they normally make, and then we got a few shots to go down. [Ce...
ACIE LAW Give Orion the credit. Their kids played really hard. I like their team. They do a lot of things wel...
CHUCK GRANT We only missed two free throws all night. That?s a difference in the game. ..And just the hustle pla...
BERYL PIPER We played as hard as we could. We just missed too many easy shots and free throws.
THERESA ADAMS I think our kids have tried really hard, and played really hard. There?s just been times late in cru...
KIRBY DEAN I thought we missed too many easy shots. We made some good shots, but we missed a lot of easy ones.
CASAUNDRA WILSON We competed extremely hard. They just got to the free throw line a lot for a team that doesn't usual...
LAWRENCE FRANK I think there are some bumps and bruises out there tonight. Both teams played really hard, and you l...
BRIAN LUNDSTROM The girls really wanted that second game. We played some good defense in that game.
DON NOORDA We got some help from them because they missed the free throws but we still had to make some shots o...
DONNIE MARSH I think we played with a lot of heart and emotion, but we had trouble making shots late in the game.
AMBER FOX We obviously took some 3s, no question about that. Probably no more than we should have, but we didn...
DAVE ODOM This was by far the best game we have played so far. We played smart at the end, and we made some sh...
RYAN SKLENER Our kids really played hard. Carroll is a very good team and I think this was our best game of the y...
JOEL RANKIN We had a great passing game last season. There were some open shots we missed though, some passes th...
BRANDON DOMAN I'm not going to fault the effort of our kids, they played hard, particularly in the second half. We...
DAWN SEILER I think we made a positive stride in how we played. We challenged every pass. If we make some of tho...
BRIAN CLODI I thought we had some good shots and some pretty good ball movement last night, [but] we didn't knoc...
DAN TREBOUR Early in the game, I thought we missed some chip shots and had some defensive lapses. I thought we h...
MATT RABJOHN I think the difference in the game came in the fourth quarter. I thought we wore them down, and we w...
ANDRE BOUTTE We played a solid, hard, clean game and all the kids gave 100 percent. The kids played well. They we...
PHIL CRYSTAL We missed some easy (shots) in that first half. That probably cost us in the end.
BRIAN HARRIGAN We just couldn't make shots. We got good shots and the girls played hard. We played good defense and...
CHAD OLSON We came out flat to start the second half. I thought we would really play up. But we missed some sho...
BOB MURPHREY (Sims) played outstanding. He really kept Providence in there. We peppered him with shots - I think ...
DAN WINNIK It wasn't too bad. We played pretty well. We hit the ball okay in the first game, obviously not in t...
PETE WILSON We didn't play as we normally do tonight. (The Panthers) played an all-around good game tonight. The...
CHRIS BRADY The two men had a conversation. Brief, cryptic, to the point. As though they had exchanged numbers a...
ARUNDHATI ROY Thankfully it was a great game for the fans. There was no controversy. The game was played, focused ...
BOBBY WAGGONER I think the difference was lucky, to be fair. There was no difference between losers and winners. Th...
JOSE MOURINHO I think we had some good looks early. We just missed them. If we make those shots we might get off o...
MARTIN APPEL I appreciate the effort of our kids. Down 10-zip first quarter - that's where we've been in every ga...
GARY EKEGREN Even after the dehadhyas (the belief that 'I am the body') has gone, people will say, "I saw you eat...
DADA BHAGWAN When the whole team is making shots, it feels great. We've noticed in the past, when we missed shots...
JUWAN HOWARD We have some deep areas that we're trying to clear a path, but the snow is really hard and tough to ...
CLINT CHAMBERLIN We played a great ball team. We had our shots in the end, but lost by three. The kids played hard, s...
HAROLD CHITWOOD I was pleased that we came out ready to play. We played well together and played with a lot of inten...
CHAD ALLEN We played bad for three quarters, but the girls hung in there, played hard and played well. It was a...
DON BOGAN We didn't shoot the ball very well, to be honest. The effort was there. The first half we played wel...
ADAM HOUDESHELL That's looks a little more like the way the Trojans ought to play. We played more like we're capable...
HUGH FOUNTAIN We picked up some quick fouls in the third and put them in the bonus very early in the second half. ...
KEVIN TONEY I don't think we brought our 'A' game, but goaltending was a big factor. Jeff was great tonight. He ...
BRYAN LERG I really normally have four kids that can score. Today, the kids' shots just weren't falling. I thou...
ALAN AYERS I think our heart played a role today. We played really hard from start to finish and we did what we...
BILL LAIMBEER We missed some shots during critical times of the game, and we also made some turnovers at crucial t...
JOHN GAY The difference from the first time we played them was intensity. We played very hard. Down there, we...
JINA DERUBBO We did great as a team and proved to be a good team. We missed some easy shots that could have won u...
DAVID MELLOR We haven't been in that situation very often. Typically we come out strong and make shots early. I t...
ALAN BUSS I think they deserved to win. They played better than us today. I felt they really were prepared. Th...
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DAVE MATTHEWS Nothing can do what a book can do. Lifts you out of your life... to a whole new world, whole new per...
DAVE KELLETT I was trying to make the web more civil. I was trying to make it more elegant. I got rid of anonymit...
DAVE EGGERS Gang violence in America is not a sudden problem. It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri...
DAVE REICHERT It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a...
DAVE EDMUNDS To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
DAVE BARRY American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi...
DAVE BARRY Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho...
DAVE BARRY In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i...
DAVE BRAT I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim.
DAVE PELZER Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
DAVE BARRY When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process.
DAVE PELZER Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re...
DAVE BARRY I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day.
DAVE PELZER At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi...
DAVE REICHERT It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w...
DAVE GROHL I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do...
DAVE GROHL There's poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. ...
DAVE GROHL My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive...
DAVE GROHL Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down.
DAVE GROHL Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'...
DAVE GROHL My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener.
DAVE GROHL I stopped doing drugs when I was 20. I was finished with drugs before Nirvana even started.
DAVE GROHL In this day and age, when you can use a machine or computer to simulate or emulate what people can d...
DAVE GROHL I've experienced great things, I've experienced great tragedies. I've done almost everyt...
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