I think the only safe medium are books, because people like to hold books in their hand.

Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time.

I'm really not interested in other people's opinions, because I think frankly most of those opinions are either misinformed and adding to this endless ball of hot air we have in our society where everyone thinks their opinion is valuable and sacred and what counts.

Why did I become a writer? Because I grew up in New York City, and there were seven newspapers in New York City, and my family was an inveterate reader of newspapers and I loved holding a paper in my hand. It was something sacred.

I am 5'6' and desperately wish I was taller.

I think my funny books are my favorites because I like to laugh so much.