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I think the only thing I would've ever been any good at was probably being a pub landlord. I've thought of that a couple of times.


Joe Cocker

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JOE MANCHIN When all is said and done and the e-book is written about politics and the Internet, it is not going...
JOE GREEN We have reached an important milestone and achieved a new momentum in reaching a goal all Americans ...
JOE LIEBERMAN Ali even told me in the ring, 'You can't beat me - I'm your Lord.' I just told him, ...
JOE FRAZIER I went to see President Nixon at the White House. It wasn't difficult to get a meeting because I...
JOE FRAZIER Every place where I played or managed is special to me because of the memories and the friendships t...
JOE TORRE Affirmative action was always racial justice on the cheap.
JOE KLEIN As a supporter of the Prostate Cancer Foundation and their Home Run Challenge program, I am extremel...
JOE TORRE Every child should have a caring adult in their lives. And that's not always a biological parent...
JOE MANCHIN The Dalai Lama's entire being is about peace and harmony, forgiveness and self-discipline. Those...
JOE NICHOLS We cannot neglect the unemployed, underemployed and dislocated workers of America who need ample and...
JOE BACA My Portuguese uncle had a Portuguese version of a ukulele. The family would pull it out after dinner...
JOE PERRY No matter how civilized we are and how much society has curbed violent behavior. Human beings still ...
JOE ROGAN People should not be in a position where their children have access to weapons and ammunition.
JOE BIDEN Over the objections, where they sound like squealing pigs, over the objections of Romney and all his...
JOE BIDEN I love the ambiguous kind of endings. I think, oftentimes, that's what life really is - there...
JOE CARNAHAN 'Skins' had been a brilliant breeding ground for young actors, young directors and young wri...
JOE DEMPSIE When you have confidence, you can have a lot of fun. And when you have fun, you can do amazing thing...
JOE NAMATH Today I am announcing my support for Senator Barack Obama for President of the United States of Amer...
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