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Related JEFFREY FRY To stand on theASK AND IT IS GIVEN I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES The king may rule the kingdom, but it's the queen who moves the board. D.M. TIMNEY GEORGE A. ROMERO RACHEL BILSON CHRISTIE BRINKLEY I like physics. I think it is the best science out of all three of them, because generally it's ... TOM FELTON TOM WAITS Math is a language that you use to describe statistics, but really it's about collecting informa... LAUREN STAMILE I just think Valentine's Day is a day to really appreciate the person you love, no matter who it... PRINCE ROYCE It is what it is, it is what you make it. JAMES DURBIN DAVID CHIPPERFIELD It's remarkable, really. I think perhaps the most compelling thing about it is that it gives us the ... JEAN KREJCA The plus size movement is not just about fashion; it's about body image, and if we're doing ... 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What is compell... ATOM EGOYAN The cool thing about 'Sweet Tooth' is that you can bring influences from the underground and... JEFF LEMIRE CRAIG GROESCHEL I see all these people talking about acting as a great spiritual thing. It's not. There's no... EDDIE MARSAN Her hormones slipped into their sexy underwear with a grin. JENNIFER SCHMIDT ALBERT HAMMOND, JR. AARON KOBLIN I was on 'Melrose' at a time where we had to all go home and be there at the same time when ... LAURA LEIGHTON 37. It is better to be single and unhappy than unhappily married. JAMES C. DOBSON CHARLIE KAUFMAN We believe that Apple has it wrong: they've talked about it being the post-PC era, they talk abo... B. KEVIN TURNER That's the thing about Argentina. They all talk at the same time. CLYDE GETTY EMINEM We talk about globalization today as if it's some great big new thing, that we've all just d... JACQUELINE WINSPEAR TINA FEY HENRY ROLLINS I just really like fun, cool, interesting, quirky girls. And sometimes you find that in 6'2 mode... DYLAN O'BRIEN I think that, if anything, the pageant is great for people who suffer from body issues. It's all... OLIVIA CULPO It's funny, my girlfriends think that because I am married to a fashion designer, I get all thes... LORI LOUGHLIN Art work is inconclusive. It opens your mind up. At least, that's what I hope it does. And adver... ALISON JACKSON If you look at healthcare today, it's all about disease. It's not about understanding wellne... LEROY HOOD AARON RODGERS CATHERINE DENEUVE LAUREN OLIVER LEBRON JAMES TADANOBU ASANO CARL YASTRZEMSKI There's something really interesting about having those close friends that you've had incred... JOHN SIMM Like I said about Freaked, people tend to find these films, and I think that in the end the cool thi... ALEX WINTER CARLY SCHROEDER Wine is similar to music in that it's a purely experiential realm, and it's a purely subject... 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