I think the saddest moments in life have humor in them. I have a memory of coming home from a funeral with my family in the back of a limousine and someone cracking a joke and us just hysterically belly laughing. It's how we always dealt with tragedy in our lives and I think it's such a healthy way to deal with sadness,


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Before 'Gremlins,' I was a normal person, then within two weeks of the movie coming out, I c...
ZACH GALLIGAN
L.A. is a very strange place. On the surface, it has an innocent appearance, like the stranger with ...
ZACH GALLIGAN
There's no substitute to actually being in the room and having people in the room feel the force...
ZACH GALLIGAN
I love England and I love English culture, particularly English pop culture.
ZACH GALLIGAN
If you put up a blog, people can cut out the middle man and get material to you. Which is really hel...
ZACH GALLIGAN
You don't get as invested in someone in 90 minutes as you do over 13 hours of television show.
ZACH GALLIGAN
You have to determine what you are and send the messages out to people, like, 'Hey, I'm a sc...
ZACH GALLIGAN
After 'Gremlins' came out, I should have packed up everything, moved to Los Angeles from New...
ZACH GALLIGAN
Three years is a lifetime in Hollywood. If your career starts slipping in L.A., you can really feel ...
ZACH GALLIGAN
River Phoenix and I were friends for nine years, and I watched him grow and mature, and I also saw h...
ZACH GALLIGAN
I had a blast in the '90s, perhaps too much fun, and maybe I should have worked a lot harder and...
ZACH GALLIGAN
If you stop and think about who was in the 'Lassie' movies, it's difficult to think who ...
ZACH GALLIGAN
Being on a lunchbox was awesome, and being on a thermos was pretty cool, too.
ZACH GALLIGAN
Some people have a blog that's, like, 'Today I brushed my teeth.' Well, who cares? Who c...
ZACH GALLIGAN
I adore doing comedy, I think it's fantastic. I never saw myself doing exclusively comedy.
ZACH CREGGER
It is not weird for a dad to be doing the dishes, the laundry, and taking the kids to school, and re...
ZACH CREGGER
My father and his brothers and sisters were childhood Irish jig champions in the Bronx. At our famil...
ZACH MCGOWAN
We must curtail the flow of illegal immigrants across the Mexican border.
ZACH WAMP
I have a 60-acre farm in North Carolina, and I have a tractor and a farmhouse. As soon as I groom th...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS
Even when something sad or tragic happens, I find a way to look at it in a positive light. People wh...
ZACH ANNER
I think a generation ago, dads went to work, they came home, and they had their dinner, had a drink,...
ZACH CREGGER
The only two characters I can play convincingly are myself and a dumber and sweeter version of mysel...
ZACH ANNER
My grandmother was a church organist, but we only went on Easter and Christmas Eve sometimes.
ZACH ANNER
Winning the 2007 Master's was a dream fulfilled; culminating on Easter Sunday with my family was...
ZACH JOHNSON
I wish I could sit back and say, 'Oh, I'm gonna wait for a Merchant-Ivory film to come my wa...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS
Some people can be choosy because they're ultratalented or lucky or whatever, but yeah, there ar...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS
I'm not saying 'I have cerebral palsy, pay attention to me.' We all have problems, and w...
ZACH ANNER
For me, cerebral palsy wasn't the biggest deal, because I always had it. You know, you always wo...
ZACH ANNER
There's no denying it: I was a crappy baby who failed his way into this world, and I've been...
ZACH ANNER
My forte is awkwardness.
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS
People tend to treat people with disabilities sort of like they're aliens from another planet. I...
ZACH ANNER
Over this August district work period, like many of my colleagues, I spent a lot of time with the me...
ZACH WAMP
Sports formed me. I was always decently skilled but lacked size, so I had to resort to using my skil...
ZACH JOHNSON
Discovering L.A., in particular in the early '80s, was pretty spectacular; it was fun and carefr...
ZACH GALLIGAN
I've accepted that we've all got crap to deal with and problems that we're fighting not ...
ZACH ANNER
Because these kids get away from their parents, and they binge drink until they are sick. Dozens of ...
ZACH WAMP
As you get older, you see the world at a different angle, maybe more cynically, but I just bury my a...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS
For twenty years, Islamic Jihadists have been attacking American interests around the world and we d...
ZACH WAMP
I don't like cursing in movies. I feel like cursing has become the new hackiness. You try to fin...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS
We talked about politics constantly in my family growing up in North Carolina. There were always deb...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS
I used to be really cute. I could send you earlier photos where I'm stunning. But I've gaine...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS
You know, sometimes if you work - if you do a lot of takes and you work long hours, for me, at least...
ZACH GALIFIANAKIS
I don't hit it as far as a lot of guys do, so I have to be in the right spot in the fairway to s...
ZACH JOHNSON
If you put me in the fairway at my average distance into a par 4, 175 to 180 yards, and you put anot...
ZACH JOHNSON
[For the established players, especially the internationals, the airport is an incalculable asset, w...
ZACH JOHNSON
Folks, I don't want my president to leave office with a $10 trillion deficit. I don't want China to ...
ZACH WAMP
We have to move forward,
ZACH WAMP
I don't think anyone expects Mr. Blunt to hold two positions for the next 15 months,
ZACH WAMP
Golf carries with it the comity and goodwill that are very rare in politics,
ZACH WAMP
It was a clear retreat by President Clinton from the comity and cooperation that the two men had, fr...
ZACH WAMP