The enrichment center would like to announce a new employee initiative of forced voluntary participation.
If any Aperture Science employee would like to opt out of this new voluntary testing program, please remember; science rhymes with compliance.
Do you know what doesn't rhyme with compliance?
Neurotoxin.
Due to high mortality rates, you may be reluctant to participate in the new initiative.
The enrichtment center assures you this is a strictly selfish impulse on your part, and why can't you love science like [insert co-worker's name here]?
— Ted Kosmatka
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