I thoroughly believe that any man who's got anything worthwhile to say will be heard if he only says it often enough.

Facts, or what a man believes to be facts, are always delightful - Get your facts first, and - then you can distort 'em as much as you please

If the man doesn't believe as we do, we say he is a crank, and that settles it. I mean, it does nowadays, because now we can't burn him.

Truth is mighty and will prevail. There is nothing wrong with this, except that it ain't so.

I haven't heard anything like that since the orphanage burned down

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey