I thought Candy Mountain was a real place

Well, speaking as a feminist, I'm glad that women can lead--uh, groups of unspeakable magical evil."

"Yes," Alan said gravely. "It'd be shoking if the evil magicians were sexist. For one thing, that would mean they were stupid, and having stupid enemies would be a terrible blow to my manly pride.

Actually it was the mark of the stupid, which is what you get for sitting under a tree during a thunderstorm.

He was stupid. If I killed everyone who was stupid, I wouldn't have time to sleep.

The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity.

All three combined is...a different kind of stupid formerly unheard of by humankind.