I thought our defense triggered our offense. We got into a nice flow when we played good defense and moved the ball better on offense. It was a good start to the tournament for us.
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Related They played better defense, and they blocked better than we did. We didn't get into our offense enou... AL WARDEN We moved the ball extremely well on offense, but I think it was our defense that really helped us. T... GEORGE DRAWHORN I think we just persevered and got it done. I thought we played okay defense. Our offense, not so go... TERRY ALLMON We needed to create more offense through our defense. I thought we played good defense, we just didn... CHAD CLUVER We got some execution on offense for a change, and our defense was good again. MAURICE FREEMAN Our defense created easy opportunities for us on offense. And our starters showed good patience with... DWAYNE OLINGER They were hitting their outside shots, we weren't playing really good defense for a while and our of... CAITLIN HYDUKE The guys played good. They really got after it. I thought we took the scouting report to the floor, ... BARRET PEERY We missed some easy shots and we played some bad offense early in the game. Our defense turned aroun... LOUISE JOHNSON Our defense played well. Our defense played well last week, but our offense put us in bad situations... GARY MORTON In the second half, we played better defense. And the defense started the offense. In order for us t... COURTNEY HARRIS I thought we got out to a good start, we had our outside shot. I thought our defense was pretty good... BILLY THORNHILL We finally started playing some defense. We got it down to two points, but then our offensive effici... WILL BLALOCK They stayed with us for awhile. But we really began to get our offense going late in the second and ... JACK NELSON We were trying to focus on defense and once our defense got going, it helped us click on offense. KAREN AIROLA We did some things on offense, execution-wise, that we hadn't been doing earlier. Our defense played... GLEN PADGETT We played good defense. They only scored 45 points. But we couldn't shoot the ball. That's been our ... SHAHEED SALEEM Our defense has been the fuel for our offense all season long. We intended to come out strong and pl... BRENDA ELLIS We've got to come out with a better defensive attitude. Two years ago our offense wasn't working for... EDDIE MILLER We played good defense (all game) and ran our offense (in the second half). When we do that, we can ... BRIAN ALEXANDER Both teams played pretty good defense, but Midland ran their offense better than we ran ours. We're ... DENNIS HELMS I thought our starters did a good job, came out and got it done from the start. Our defense didn't g... BILL BEATTIE The key for us is to play good defense. When we do that, everything else takes care of itself. When ... EDDIE CARTER I think our defense answered for the offense. Then the offense came out and answered for the defense... CHARLIE WEATHERBIE Gray was a very good game for us. It was a good way to bounce back after Lake Region. We had a lot o... RICK CLARK If our offense can move the ball, we're going to have success because our defense is pretty good. We... BRAD FRANCHIONE We need to get a little better consistency on offense, but our defense is there every night, and I t... MARK SINNWELL We did not bring our A game on offense. I was happy with how we played on defense. HAROLD WILSON We didn't play our best again, but we did some things well on offense, got some ball reversals. Our ... DREW LEWIS We changed our offense, spread it out. McCarthy stepped up offensively and Rooney played well. We we... BUSSY ADAM Our defense was very strong. We played a heck of a game on defense. And eventually, our offense bega... BOB SPINDLER Somehow in the locker room we lost our intensity. Defense is so important to us. When our intensity ... JEFF HAWES They played pressure defense on us. We had some difficulty getting into our offense and taking care ... BRAD FUHRER Their offense is much better than their defense. We didn't want to let them in our zone. Our best de... CHAD DION We perked up a little bit. We played our zone offense a little better, and our defense always kicks ... BOB CIMMINO We play better defense than we do offense. We try to score off our defense. We concentrate a lot mor... DAVE SCUDDER I thought we played well defensively the entire game but our offense was a little behind the defense... DEAN BELLANTI We're good at home, and our defense always makes things a lot easier for us on offense. LOU PICCOLA Our defense was on the field too long. We played catch up with our offense and that was a difficult ... KARL DORRELL We started out a little slow, so in the second half we had to focus on defense and getting into tran... JOE LOGAN They switched up their defense a little in the second half. [The turnovers] were what haunted us all... KYLE MCCAUGHN We knew we had to press up and play good defense. Good defense turns into good offense. We take prid... ASHLEY ALLEN We wanted to have our defense generate some offense for us. We scored 23 points [in the first half W... KARL HOBBS We didn't execute real well on offense but we really played good defense. CHAD STODDARD We came out flat, but we warmed up and started playing good defense. A lot of our offense comes from... DARRIS OLSON Our defense set the tone, ... We moved to the ball real well. We also had some excellent execution o... DAN FLYNN This was an important win for us. We played better defense this time around and on offense we just f... DARIN JOHNSON The defense played well enough to win. With that kind of offense, those guys are going to put up poi... BEN TROUPE We weren't perimeter. We got to the basket. I thought our defense was pretty good. We pressured the ... BILL LERCH We hit the ball real well and had some good quality at-bats. We got off to a nice start and made it ... JOE HUGHES They hit a couple of big shots to get them back in the game. Our defense usually keys our offense an... KYLE MCALARNEY We still have to hit home on defense. We still have to start hard on defense, because I think that's... CARLAI MOORE When they're on defense, we cheer for defense. When they're on offense, we yell for them on offense. BRYCE SWANSON Good teams find a way to win, and we feel like we're a good team. We put so much intensity on our de... TIM BRANHAM We started out slow on offense, but I thought our defense held us in. It could have been a 20-point ... DAN WATERMAN We have been inconsistent on offense this year and we were today. I was pleased with our defense. We... DENIS FREEMAN We played basketball like it is supposed to be played. We moved the ball, we played good defense, we... GLEN FLANAGAN We got back on defense and actually ran set plays correctly, ran our motion offense better and shot ... JASON SCANLAN We pitched well and played great defense, and then we did some good things on offense. It was just a... MATT CIMO We were very competitive again tonight, the defense had two goal line stands and the offense put tog... JOE RYAN We played good enough defense to win the game. Our trouble came on the offensive end. Our goal right... MARK RITTER They made a lot of shots and we had a lot of struggles on offense. We had a hard time getting into a... LARRY EPPERLY People are always talking about scoring, scoring, scoring and, yes, we need him to score for us. But... HOWARD MOORE We have a good offense, but we're trying to get better on defense because defense is what wins games... ASHLEIGH TONDO It all starts with the defense. Our job is to give the ball to the offense in good position. JAMES JEFFERIES We expect to run the floor and play good defense, and we weren't doing that in the first half. We be... MARIAH WILLIAMS That was real big. I think that's what sparked us to start playing better on offense and better on d... DEVRON BOSTICK When we were patient on offense and got a good shot, we did well. When we played too fast and didn't... PAT AMBROSE There was a time when he was thinking offense, offense, offense. Now he understands the value of def... HOWIE DICKENMAN It's good to get our first district win of the season, this win was long overdue. We played pretty w... ROY YOUNG It was a good solid match all the way around. Whitney (Woods) got to dominate the front line and eve... TERRI MCCOLLOCH Under the circumstances, it was a profound effort. I thought our pick-and-roll defense was horrendou... BOB HILL I'm glad we played good defense. Down the line, even though they weren't executing real good, I thou... DICK KATTE Our defense really hung in there. They have a nice group of backs. They do a nice job of play-callin... AL MARTIN Today our defense and special teams did a good job of making it easier on the offense. BRAD BUTLER Our defense was good and our offense was unbelievable. To come out and scored 80 points on Blackhawk... BOB BARTLEY We needed to get our offense going. We really got it going tonight. We moved the ball around. We had... NATHAN ALMOND We emphasized defense. Our defense had been our Achilles' heel. Now that we're better on defense, we... LANCE JACOBS Defense was the high point. They created a lot of turnovers. We moved the ball pretty well on offens... JEFFREY HARNESS As the (Oakridge) game progressed, we started relaxing and got into our offense. I was very pleased ... CARL BONE It's pretty nice when you play defense and get some rebounds. Our defense keyed the offense and we m... HARRY LADUE We tried to keep the defense up on them and that led to getting our offense started. I was as happy ... JASON DAWSON We pride ourselves on our defense, and it kept us in the game. Our offense just wasn't going. They h... BRAD HOOVER Actually, I thought the offense, looking at the tape, played better than the defense, TONY DUNGY We've got a good offense, our kids can hit the ball. I really think they'll hit most any pitcher aro... DON HOWARD It's easy [to coach] when they shoot the ball like that. Savant was feeling it and got some good loo... BLAKE TRAVIS Today was a good day. I was happy with our offense, defense and special teams. It was our most compl... DALE LENNON I think they were getting a little tired, and we executed offensively. We were getting stops and reb... BEN MURDOCK It was a good win for us on the road. It's always tough to come over here and win. I thought we play... RON BOYETT I think we played a good defense, and got a lot of pressure on the ball early. DAVID PICKARD [Our goal] is to talk on defense. [We need] to clear the ball so our offense can just take over. ANDREW BABOCK I was pleased with our guard play. I thought the girls did a good job of getting us into our offense... LYNN FREDERICK Our defensive pressure down the stretch is what got us over the top. We had a couple of huge steals ... DAVE DETERS Our offense was pretty good. We did look rusty at times but credit Lead-Deadwood's defense for some ... KENT ANDERSON Our defense is what really got us going. When we get stops, we were able to execute on offense. That... CHAD MCGUIRE We really got after it defensively, and I thought that was the key to the game. Our defense was real... RONNIE ARROW It's important for us to get off to a good start. (Maritime) will be better than opening against Spr... ART BELL We slowed down the offense and concentrated on defense for a while. This will either tire out the te... CATHY ALEXANDER I thought we moved the ball really well in that stretch. We just got everyone involved, and it's tou... ANDREW BROWN We got off to a nice start. I thought we did a much better job on defense against them this time. GENE RASMUSSEN
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[Lat., Laissez faire, laissez passer.] JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers wi... J. B. COLBERT The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers ... J. B. COLBERT The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest possible amount of fe... JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to get the most feathers with the least his... JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT It is simply, and solely, the abundance of money within a state [which] makes the difference in its ... JEAN BAPTISTE COLBERT The fact is, people who can't kill, will always be subject to those who can. SGT. BRAD 'ICEMAN' COLBERT Darwin’s folly was barking up the wrong tree. BRIAN Charles Darwin, and the evulation of a lie, BRIAN A Nationalist is a defeated Republican. BRIAN The main challenge that television presents is that I have a tendency to say things with a great dea... BRIAN GREENE No matter how hard you try to teach your cat general relativity, you're going to fail. BRIAN GREENE The universe is incredibly wondrous, incredibly beautiful, and it fills me with a sense that there i... BRIAN GREENE Our eyes only see the big dimensions, but beyond those there are others that escape detection becaus... BRIAN GREENE Black holes, we all know, are these regions where if an object falls in, it can't get out, but t... BRIAN GREENE How can a speck of a universe be physically identical to the great expanse we view in the heavens ab... BRIAN GREENE Sometimes nature guards her secrets with the unbreakable grip of physical law. Sometimes the true na... BRIAN GREENE I believe we owe our young an education that captures the exhilarating drama of science. BRIAN GREENE We're on this planet for the briefest of moments in cosmic terms, and I want to spend that time ... BRIAN GREENE There's a picture of my dorm room in the college yearbook as the most messy, most disgusting roo... BRIAN GREENE My mom says: 'Why aren't you a doctor?' and I'm like, 'I am a doctor!' and s... BRIAN GREENE I have long thought that anyone who does not regularly - or ever - gaze up and see the wonder and gl... BRIAN GREENE The boldness of asking deep questions may require unforeseen flexibility if we are to accept the ans... BRIAN GREENE The bottom line is that time travel is allowed by the laws of physics. BRIAN GREENE Intelligence is the ability to take in information from the world and to find patterns in that infor... BRIAN GREENE String theory envisions a multiverse in which our universe is one slice of bread in a big cosmic loa... BRIAN GREENE I think math is a hugely creative field, because there are some very well-defined operations that yo... BRIAN GREENE The guitar was my weapon, my shield to hide behind. BRIAN MAY I used to love looking at a recipe, getting all the bits and pieces in the shops, getting them ready... BRIAN O'DRISCOLL I was brought up to be a gentleman. That means you know how to walk, talk and dress the part. BRIAN MCKNIGHT Musicians are there in front of you, and the spectators sense their tension, which is not the case w... BRIAN ENO The biggest emotion in creation is the bridge to optimism. BRIAN MAY Never make negative comments or spread rumors about anyone. It depreciates their reputation and your... BRIAN KOSLOW Nothing to me is unexpected. No disappointment is unexpected - whether it's movies or people or ... BRIAN GRAZER I get depressed when the sun is clouded over. It affects me. BRIAN WILDSMITH I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever. BRIAN CELIO