I thought Paulie could jump. I know he's not fleet of foot, but at least have some hops. I guess we know who is not going to win a gold glove. I was trying to become a spokesperson for the U.S. Postal Service.

The only way I'm going to win a Gold Glove is with a can of spray paint.

There's some kind of dark symbiosis between lunatics and the Postal Service.

Sometimes the truth is arrived at by adding all the little lies together and deducting them from the totality of what is known.

It was off my foot. I guess the ref didn't see it, or didn't want to see it, which is good both ways for us.

With a fresh start, I hope it'll work out good. I know the whole Fox story and how he came over here and had a great year for them. I'm hoping that's what it'll be - fresh start, new faces, new team, new city. I'm looking forward to getting out there.